Saturday dies at the end of ‘La Cérémonie’

Actually I was disinvited to an all you can drink brunch this morning, I have slept with the birthday girls boyfriend, but then WHO HASN’T.

I should be steaming drunk by now but all I’ve had is a camomile tea.
 
Did you do the do BEFORE the girlfriend turned up or AFTER? :side-eye:
 
Actually I discovered last night that a gay acquaintance of mine has taken to going on a few dates with a LADY. I’m somehow not all that surprised. What sort of self-respecting bummer doesn’t have at least one Cascada single?
 
Well good for him, personally I simply don’t have the time to navigate all those FOLDS.
 
Oh he’ll be heading straight for the back door if I know him :side-eye:

Actually I’m rather enjoying the novelty of it all :disco:
 
Zu-Klara said:
Actually I discovered last night that a gay acquaintance of mine has taken to going on a few dates with a LADY. I’m somehow not all that surprised. What sort of self-respecting bummer doesn’t have at least one Cascada single?
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Maybe he PRAYED the GAY AWAY.

It must work, it rhymes.
 
I’d have hoped for more than TWO. Or is that THUS FAR? :side-eye:

And was it the Spoons? Don’t worry, we won’t judge. I’d still go there for their delicious Served At Table beverages and cuisine (and to glass a few Lithuanians, etc.) :disco:
 
I've been to town three times today. My feet ache and I barely have anything good to show for it.

Although Mr Ag found a £2 suit jacket a funeral we're off to on Monday so that's good :)
 
I wish I’d bought a packet of those Walkers Mix Ups in Lidl yesterday. Only 99p :(:disco:
 
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£1.99!
 
Isn’t that one of this week’s specials? I had a lengthy browse through their latest catalogue and did quite fancy the look of that one :disco:
 
That pizza really was DELISH

And a good example of what Aldi and Lidl do best, but what Tesco would slap in their finest* range and charge a fiver for.
 
Oh that FINEST range really is shit. Why bother? So dear and for what? Finest my piss flaps

*staggers drunkenly to Lidl*
 
@Lucille are you still going to that post-brunch brunch to celebrate that woman’s birthday whose boyfriend you fucked behind her back? :tongueout:
 
No the guy I shagged who INSISTED I come is now ignoring my messages so I’m staying in and popping open a Beaujolais.
 
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Actually the family sized bag of mini eggs I’m pairing it with is taking the edge off.
 
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All we need now is a packet of 20p instant noodles each to make it a BIG NIGHT :tongueout:
 
Hello. I'm about to partake of a small libation too.

Pink gin or ale? *ponders*
 
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