Saturday Discourse

[AGinAg (37)]

Hey huns.

I'm hanging. Mr Ag is feeding me snacks and treats.

Not going to think about my dissertation feedback until tomorrow. Totally thinking about it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is Mr Ag a FEEDER?

 

[Rita]

 

[COB]

I have been accused of being a feeder, which is a vile lie of course

 

[Soldi]

I have been accused of being a feeder, which is a vile lie of course

@ZenGiraffe to confirm

 

[COB]

He'd reply, but he's a bit busy with the massive box of eclairs I decided to buy on a random whim.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe to confirm

I am very happy with the balanced diet I am provided by @COB and can confirm that he is NOT a feeder.

 

[Kate]

Hi. I am about to start an all day virtual Scottish Rum Festival. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My doctors have sent me a letter telling me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. I have now arrived at the vitamin supplement stage of my life.

 

[Kate]

MORE SUNSHINE!

 

[Sheena]

I had a REALLY GOOD WANK over some feeder porn once when I was high but have forgotten all about it since. THANKS FOR THE REMINDER LOVES.

 

[Sheena]

In other news, I've just been to the gym. It was annoying more than anything else- a 45 minute session isn't long enough for starters and I was just rushing to get things done, but glad I did it. The swim afterwards took my anxiousness about the whole thing away thankfully...

 

[Soldi]

a 45 minute session isn't long enough for starters

Some of us barely manage a FIFTEEN MINUTE HIIT SESSION

 

[Star]

My neighbours are just getting ready for their party today, they've put up a whole pig on a spit roast in the garden

 

[COB]

God it must be great having SO MUCH TO CELEBRATE!

 

[jyxz]

The first episode of season 8 of Wentworth has mysteriously appeared online a few days before it’s due on Oz tv.

The gay gods are shining down on me today!

 

[Kate]

My neighbours are just getting ready for their party today, they've put up a whole pig on a spit roast in the garden

Pretend to be Muslim and say it's OFFENSIVE

 

[Kate]

@COB you don't have a ginger brother called Kit who makes rum do you?

 

[Kate]

Pretend to be Muslim and say it's OFFENSIVE

p.s. this is not me mocking Muslims, in case Ms Bev reappears out of nowhere! Just thinking of ways to get the neighbours to FUCK OFF

 

[COB]

@COB you don't have a ginger brother called Kit who makes rum do you?

I don't, but he sounds great Is he sexy?

 

[Kate]

I should have screenshotted him In photos he looks NOTHING like you, but on a fuzzy webinar with a baseball cap on he sort of did.

 

[Star]

God it must be great having SO MUCH TO CELEBRATE!

I got the local residents on side (it didn't take much) and this week we've been out in force writing complaints to the council, estate agents, police, ward Councillor and local MP. They're now on a final warning. They were told they had to tell us they were having a party today so one guy has just been round 3-4 houses to notify them. One of my neighbours told him if it goes on past 11pm he will jump over the fence and shoot them

 

[Rita]

My neighbours are just getting ready for their party today, they've put up a whole pig on a spit roast in the garden

Oh DEAR GOD that sounds vile.

 

[lolly]

Not being funny Star, but I’ve got more sympathy for the pig.

 

[Rita]

I have been talked in to getting us a CHINESE BANQUET this evening and am really not sure what to order. I don’t think I have had a Chinese takeaway sober in QUITE SOME TIME.

 

[Kate]

Oh DEAR GOD that sounds vile.

I mean it sounds delicious to me to be fair. Give me a big plate of crackling and I'd forgive them everything.

 

[Rita]

I mean it sounds delicious to me to be fair. Give me a big plate of crackling and I'd forgive them everything.

I couldn’t bare the cooking carcass spinning around in front of me.

 

[Soldi]

One of my neighbours told him if it goes on past 11pm he will jump over the fence and shoot them

Well you and your neighbours could have your own hog roast that way

 

[Sheena]

I had Chinese last night as we got a bit drunk. It was INCREDIBLE even though I forgot to get curry sauce

 

[Rita]

I had Chinese last night as we got a bit drunk. It was INCREDIBLE even though I forgot to get curry sauce

I was quite happy to cook, but nope I have been outvoted and takeaway it is.

 

[floppet]

I'm having chinese tonight. Joy!

 

[Soldi]

We’re having FAJITAS

 

[Lucille]

Omg I’m gonna get Chinese too.

 

[Sheena]

We’re having an Italian fiesta with bruschetta with the vegan pesto I made yesterday and then white fish for me/ chicken for him with ratatouille and Italian roasted potatoes.

 

[Sheena]

I’m also having Kylie wine. It’s MEH to be honest.

 

[Lucille]

I’d love something HEALTHY in me as I feel full of POISON but I’ve just gone and got a special curry with fried rice.

 

[Lucille]

And a tango.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've eaten so much shit today. McDonlads breakfast, Wispa Gold, birthday cake, sausage rolls, Doritos, hummus, chorizo, an éclair...

 

[Sheena]

I had Marmite Hummus earlier. It was too marmite-y on its own, but quite nice with things dipped into it...

 

[floppet]

Ordered myself a starter combination for 2 (prawn toast, chicken skewers, spare ribs and seaweed), peanut sauce, 10 crispy chicken parcels and 2 sweet hot sauces. As fit as it was I ate less than half the combination and now I feel really queasy. The chicken parcels are for my dinner tomorrow but I might eat the rest of the combination in bed later if I feel that way inclined.

Mr F abstained and had a tin of beef ravioli instead. He hasn't "been" since he came out of hospital and I think he's getting a bit worried, hence the tomato-based tinned food which normally goes right through him.