Saturday dresses like mutton

[Dark Carnival]

I’ve never had any sort of hot sauce near my penis! I don’t understand how you’re all doing it.

 

[lolly]

I've never had it with chilli, but a bit of tea tree oil is an occasional accidental treat.

 

[Inner Smile]

HOT LIKE CHILLI LI LI!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I’m clearly not well but I quite like the chilli burn on cock sensation

Not while cooking.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I still prepared the meal in the full. It was... differently different.

 

[Lucille]

DC rub some chilli on your bits and report back please.

 

[big ron]

I’ve never had any sort of hot sauce near my penis! I don’t understand how you’re all doing it.

Chop chillis, eat food, go for a piss, get that kind of hot tingle

 

[Soldi]

 

[Lucille]

We’ve been telling you this for YEARS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

DC rub some chilli on your bits and report back please.

My circumcised cock probably won’t be as sensitive but I’m still not dipping it in Tabasco.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My circumcised cock probably won’t be as sensitive but I’m still not dipping it in Tabasco.

How about a nice GARLIC AND HERB SAUCE then?

 

[Lucille]

LEMON AND HERB?

 

[Lucille]

FENNEL (FRONDS)?

 

[Marina Salty]

There's a crazy thunderstorm going on outside and the lights went off. I had to go piss with a torch.

 

[Kratz]

There's a crazy thunderstorm going on outside and the lights went off. I had to go piss with a torch.

I love a thunderstorm but how did you pee with a torch? Did you have to hold it in your mouth (the torch that is…)?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love a thunderstorm but how did you pee with a torch? Did you have to hold it in your mouth (the torch that is…)?

Dipped it in a jalapeño sauce.

 

[Marina Salty]

how did you pee with a torch?

Multitasking

 

[whatisityoucantface]

MORNING MOOPY

I'm online holiday shopping for clothes. £650 on Asos so far. I expect £580 will be sent back for not fitting properly or being too young for me, but I am looking forward to the new trainers at least.

I have just bought myself three pairs of BUDGY SMUGGLERS to cheer myself up, though. I don't CARE how fat I look in THOSE

Budgies!! 'tis the season here in aus - a very reasonable 31° today

 

[Dark Carnival]

I love a thunderstorm but how did you pee with a torch? Did you have to hold it in your mouth (the torch that is…)?

Kratz cannot pee with one hand!

 

[Kratz]

Kratz cannot pee with one hand!

Some things are a two handed job