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dmlaw

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Then stops because of the terrible clash with its hair.

Morning. Just.
 
I was up before 9am on a Saturday, which annoys me greatly.
 
I have glamorous plans to clean the bathroom. I put in a new lightbulb the other day and the ring of dried scum around the tub now looks utterly disgusting. I'm sure it wasn't there before.
 
tax refund is through the roof this year :disco:

*invests in toilet paper*
 
dmlaw said:
I have glamorous plans to clean the bathroom. I put in a new lightbulb the other day and the ring of dried scum around the tub now looks utterly disgusting. I'm sure it wasn't there before.
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Bath Power is your friend. Spray it on, go and make a brew, come back and give it a quick wipe with a damp cloth then rinse. Shiniest bath in the world with the minimum of effort.
 
I've chosen to languish in my illness today. Just need to make some banana butties for my dinner, knock up a lemon marinade for chicken for Mr F, prepare 6 chicken parcels for myself (boneless thighs with stuffing in the middle wrapped in streaky bacon then roasted) and then I can lie on the sofa for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge I have just enough strength left to murder the next fuckwit who mithers me.
 
I've been UP THE BIG LADDER and fixed the DRY VERGE BIT that was falling off the side of the roof and I've lived to TELL THE TALE :):(
 
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Woke up about 8, thought "nope, it's Saturday" and went back to bed. And now here we are.
 
Moopy how is it possible that I've barely eaten for a week but have put on weight?

I've had toothache so literally had 3 mouthfuls of food, or a slimfast. And I've put on 4lbs.

I've been drinking so I assume some is alcohol weight. But I've also not drunk much water like usual, does that make a difference??

Also @Floppet can I apologise for my friends very passive aggressive reply about pasta on Facebook
 
My hungover has been quite low key all things considered. Calm has descended over the house.

I have literally spent the whole last fortnight ignoring the various issues at play in my life. Two bottles of wine and some motherly advice I feel a lot better and closer to a decision.
 
I've been to the opticians today - my fifteen years of perfect laser vision is OVER :geek:
 
COB said:
I've been to the opticians today - my fifteen years of perfect laser vision is OVER :geek:
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Bit jealous. My face is so enhanced by glasses. But alas perfect vision as of last year.
 
Ag said:
My hungover has been quite low key all things considered. Calm has descended over the house.

I have literally spent the whole last fortnight ignoring the various issues at play in my life. Two bottles of wine and some motherly advice I feel a lot better and closer to a decision.
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Sometimes it's not ignoring. It's kind of standing back and getting a better picture. I hope it works out for you, whatever you decide.
 
Since I discovered my eyesight has deteriorated, I've decided I like my face in glasses as well. Although my slightly wonky bridge of nose situation doesn't make it easy. Still on the cheap amazon readers for now though, so I must book a proper eye test.
 
lolly said:
Sometimes it's not ignoring. It's kind of standing back and getting a better picture. I hope it works out for you, whatever you decide.
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Thanks. I've decided it's a crossroads rather than an end. I've spoken to quite a few friends who have given me varying advice which I'm weighing up. One thing I've found, which I kinda knew, we're quite popular as a couple. Not that, those kind of comments work on me :)
 
lolly said:
Since I discovered my eyesight has deteriorated, I've decided I like my face in glasses as well. Although my slightly wonky bridge of nose situation doesn't make it easy. Still on the cheap amazon readers for now though, so I must book a proper eye test.
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:evil:
 
Actually, Mr L will probably want to use you first. He needs a new test and is practically blind after all. And he likes expensive glasses.

I quite like the frames on the cheap ones I've bought. And I'm not convinced I won't leave them on the bus or sit on them.
 
Rachey said:
Moopy how is it possible that I've barely eaten for a week but have put on weight?

I've had toothache so literally had 3 mouthfuls of food, or a slimfast. And I've put on 4lbs.

I've been drinking so I assume some is alcohol weight. But I've also not drunk much water like usual, does that make a difference??

Also @Floppet can I apologise for my friends very passive aggressive reply about pasta on Facebook
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She was being passive agressive?! :D

I just replied to her again because I thought she was thick and just didn't get it!

Oh and the answer to your weight question is probably that your body is used to eating a certain amount of calories a day so when you reduce calorie intake suddenly your body goes into starvation mode and starts piling on weight to sustain you through the starvation for as long as possible.
 
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Fucking?
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:D !

Nah...knocked out 2 new tracks and fixed up a third that had been sitting in a mess. I was hoping to do a new album as myself but it's all for one of my aliases. Hmmm.
 
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