Saturday fka "Thursday gains half a stone in one day"

joanne

joanne

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i can't be the only one who was hoping that corona would mutate into an actually deadly virus and take us all out...?
 
Is it still only Thursday?

4 hours our ferry was delayed by yesterday to get off the island. We didn't get to our hotel until 2am :(
 
joanne said:
i can't be the only one who was hoping that corona would mutate into an actually deadly virus and take us all out...?
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I hoped it would stress me more so I'd lose weight. But no.
 
My weight has been all over the place but is net higher than before lockdown where I was on a lovely downward trend.

I need to sort it out but it's still hard to really give a shit at the moment. I might just go all in the other way and they can cut me out my flat to administer the vaccine.
 
Can't wait for them to post "and I" or some other much-loved and definitely not tiresome gay twitter sass when they return to this topic :tongueout:
 
I am busy trying to make myself look presentable for yet another garden party today. It’s my friends daughters/my daughters best friends 18th so all 3 of us are off out today. I have been warned by the bambino’s to be on my best behaviour but I can’t make promises I can’t keep.
 
Highs of 14 degrees and I am off to a garden party.

OH FUCK OFF.
 
I’ve got to go to Ikea for a kitchen design appointment arranged by Mr Sheena “for ideas” even though I’m never going to buy my kitchen from there and I hate anything to do with making design choices and to make it worse I have a hangover and he isn’t drinking so is half smug/ half “oh are you ok/ can I get you anything/ will you be ok to drive?” and I’m having to act all perky and smiley even though I’m dying inside cause the minute I say “I feel like shit, I can’t do this”, there will be an argument of marriage ending proportions and then the kitchen won’t EVER get done.
 
joanne drank so much wine this week
Her health and career is looking bleak
She mislabelled the daily thread
And now Rita wants her dead

Rachey wanted to travel by ferry
But she drank so much sherry
That she fell asleep drunk in a tunnel
And now she’s blaming poor Red Funnel

Sheena wanted to go to Ikea
But she drank a margarita
Now her husband has called her a horse
This might end in divorce

Rita is going to a garden party
But her children know she is quite tarty
They hid her booze, they had no other option
So now she’s going to put them up for adoption
 
Sheena said:
I’ve got to go to Ikea for a kitchen design appointment arranged by Mr Sheena “for ideas” even though I’m never going to buy my kitchen from there and I hate anything to do with making design choices and to make it worse I have a hangover and he isn’t drinking so is half smug/ half “oh are you ok/ can I get you anything/ will you be ok to drive?” and I’m having to act all perky and smiley even though I’m dying inside cause the minute I say “I feel like shit, I can’t do this”, there will be an argument of marriage ending proportions and then the kitchen won’t EVER get done.
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IKEA KITCHENS? :shock: HEAVEN FORBID!
 
I do like the idea of a nice country kitchen with one of those aga city cookers in them :disco:
 
SDF said:
IKEA KITCHENS? :shock: HEAVEN FORBID!
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Well exactly. We’re here now and it’s all utter shite. I’m being petulant about the whole thing as it’s a total waste of fucking time!
 
Suomi said:
joanne drank so much wine this week
Her health and career is looking bleak
She mislabelled the daily thread
And now Rita wants her dead

Rachey wanted to travel by ferry
But she drank so much sherry
That she fell asleep drunk in a tunnel
And now she’s blaming poor Red Funnel

Sheena wanted to go to Ikea
But she drank a margarita
Now her husband has called her a horse
This might end in divorce

Rita is going to a garden party
But her children know she is quite tarty
They hid her booze, they had no other option
So now she’s going to put them up for adoption
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:D
 
I put on three pounds last week, don't know how I managed that.
We're going to a drag show in a gay bar tonight. Since wet pubs are still not allowed to open here they are now serving food, so we have to order a meal and there will be table service. Odd. First night out since February.
 
Suomi said:
joanne drank so much wine this week
Her health and career is looking bleak
She mislabelled the daily thread
And now Rita wants her dead

Rachey wanted to travel by ferry
But she drank so much sherry
That she fell asleep drunk in a tunnel
And now she’s blaming poor Red Funnel

Sheena wanted to go to Ikea
But she drank a margarita
Now her husband has called her a horse
This might end in divorce

Rita is going to a garden party
But her children know she is quite tarty
They hid her booze, they had no other option
So now she’s going to put them up for adoption
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There once was a man called Suomi
Who posted a very good poemy

I know it doesn’t rhyme even with the y on.
 
I put on two stones in the last 6 weeks.

Another two until October and I'm back where I should be, so that's good. HOPEFULLY.
 
All moved in and nipped to Asda and I’m now fucking knackered.
 
I am BOREd out of my MIND.

Anyone fancy a Saturday night disco?
 
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