Saturday has a stare off with a sheep

I have the next 24 hours all to myself and no idea what to do with them.
 
I dont think I’ve been alone at any point since early June.
 
I'm going to drive my PARENTS-IN-LAW all the way to LIVERPOOL to visit MR CLUN in HOSPITAL

WILL ANY OF US SURVIVE
 
The rest of my fun box is well stocked though. Might just do some pills on my own have a sheena inspired impossible wank
 
First day of ten days off from work. Up until going to sleep last night I had such plans for cleaning and gardening, was up at half six this morning and I'm still not dressed yet. Today's plan was going to be starting on a deep-clean of the kitchen and doing washing but all I've done so far is watched three episodes of Call The Midwife and drank about three pints of tea.

Ah well, there's always tomorrow.
 
Star said:
Oh god I need alone time otherwise I suffocate.
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I had to have a word with Mr L to tell him to go back to working from the office on my day off on Fridays.

For some reason he seemed to think I LIKED having him around the house!
 
big ron said:
The rest of my fun box is well stocked though. Might just do some pills on my own have a sheena inspired impossible wank
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That’s the spirit. I had a free night in a hotel room on Thursday before flying Friday morning so popped a spare E and had a lovely time. Got there at 4, six hour poppers wank, asleep by 11, lovely dreams, woke up fresh as a daisy.

I can’t recommend it enough.
 
Star said:
My line of work isn't listed, yet similar ones are! Perhaps it is bit too commercial.
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I don't think we're covered as an organisation, but because my job specifically is in an NHS setting (and I think crucially because I have an NHS email address as a result of that), I've managed to be accepted for one.
 
lolly said:
I don't think we're covered as an organisation, but because my job specifically is in an NHS setting (and I think crucially because I have an NHS email address as a result of that), I've managed to be accepted for one.
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Yes I remember the NHS email being key to it. I have a generic one I use but don't have my own. Maybe soon!
 
Well I've just been out again and came back nothing useful. Although the 12"s of Un-Break My Heart (remix package), When I Grow Up by Garbage (Danny Tegalia's mixes) and Livin Joy's Don't Stop Movin' have not made my life worse.
 
I went to football today and my ticket wouldn't work, when the steward tried to help me, I exclaimed 'I stuck it all the way in!' to which he responded 'I bet that's what you tell the missus too'

MISSUS?

:meh:
 
There's something a bit Michael Jackson about her face there
 
Kratz said:
I went to football today and my ticket wouldn't work, when the steward tried to help me, I exclaimed 'I stuck it all the way in!' to which he responded 'I bet that's what you tell the missus too'

MISSUS?

:meh:
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You were at the FOOTBALL
 
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'Joan and her mannequins' is one of my favourites - along with the Warhol Polaroid
 
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