Saturday has another five hours

[Soldi]

Get me in bed pls.

 

[Kate]

WTF. I am still up therefore it is STILL FRIDAY

 

[Soldi]

My TIMESHEET says SATURDAY

 

[Kate]

Well so does my CALENDAR but that's a lying little BITCH

 

[OutSynk]

Morning

 

[Phoenix]

Bonjour

 

[Diddy]

You slowcoaches, I’ve already had lunch and taught 4 lessons

 

[Star]

Lazybums

 

[Zu]

Guten Tag, meine dreckigen Huren. Well, the sun’s out and I’m looking good, feeling great. Living the life I love and loving the life I live

 

[Shirley]

OMG. Here's what to do with your FIVE HOURS



RISING SLOWLY

 

[Iguana]

Today is a TOAST day

 

[Iguana]

Guten Tag, meine dreckigen Huren. Well, the sun’s out and I’m looking good, feeling great. Living the life I love and loving the life I live

Are you on UPPERS?

 

[Zu]

Are you on UPPERS?

BENZOS. And it’s all a lie anyway

 

[Zu]

OMG



RISING SLOWLY

CYCLONIC!

 

[ButterTart]

Morning. I'm still researching the music scene of various countries because Kalavision has warped my mind into a twisted perversion of what it once was.

I'd just like to say that Malaysian music is SHIT and thank Christ I didn't pick it from my randomly generated shortlist.

 

[Rachey]

Morning. I seemed to have been tagged in a lot of Kylie related things. I should tell Mandy, she's obsessed.

I'm buying new fish today. I'm going to try not to kill these.

 

[ButterTart]

Morning. I seemed to have been tagged in a lot of Kylie related things. I should tell Mandy, she's obsessed.

I'm buying new fish today. I'm going to try not to kill these.

In fairness, Mandy's prints are all over the frying pan; you're just an accessory to murder.

 

[Rachey]

In fairness, Mandy's prints are all over the frying pan; you're just an accessory to murder.

Good point. I'll get less prison time than her.

 

[ButterTart]

Good point. I'll get less prison time than her.

Can I put in a request for a cookware-related naming system for your new fish? It's the correct way to honour Bernard AND a talking point when you're introducing visitors to little Teflon, Breville, Morphy and Richards.

 

[Zu]

Or why not just incorporate ALL of those lovely products and call it Rumbelows? Brilliantly simple, simply brilliant

 

[Rachey]

Ooh I like this plan!

 

[lolly]

The ex of an ex (while I was still going out with him) got two goldfish and named them after us.

And my Gran had a budgie named after me.

No pressure, Rachey.

 

[ButterTart]

The ex of an ex (while I was still going out with him) got two goldfish and named them after us.

And my Gran had a budgie named after me.

No pressure, Rachey.

Unless your real name is Royal Doulton, I'm afraid it won't fit with the theme we've all already agreed on.

 

[Sheena]

Morning. I seemed to have been tagged in a lot of Kylie related things. I should tell Mandy, she's obsessed.

I'm buying new fish today. I'm going to try not to kill these.

HOW? Surely PET SHOPS aren't open?

 

[Sheena]

ESSENTIAL GOLDFISH BUYING

Fuck me, lockdown really is OVER, isn't it?

 

[lolly]

Officially that ROCK she lives on IS still a LEPER COLONY, isn't it? Repurpose it and let them get on with it.

 

[Sheena]

Officially that ROCK she lives on IS still a LEPER COLONY, isn't it?

As I read that, I glanced up, looked at said rock from my window and GENUINELY SHUDDERED

 

[ButterTart]

It never occurred to me that they might have normal shops on the Isle of Wight, I thought it would all be tea rooms and fudge emporiums. They've a branch of Game and a relatively big Next, I might have to pop over.

 

[Sheena]

It's ALL about the Garlic Farm on the Isle of Wight

 

[Christian]

The Shipping Forecast really puts me on EDGE. I used to have to turn it off when I was IN from a night OUT as it used to unduly freak me out.

 

[dmlaw]

Good point. I'll get less prison time than her.

If you shop her, they'll probably put you in the witness protection program.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@kylieminogue

 

[Suomi]

Was up till 3am in another OCD loop - I swear to god i just want a new brain sometimes

 

[ButterTart]

If you shop her, they'll probably put you in the witness protection program.

There's a horror film in this somewhere. The Isle of Wight Frying Pan Massacre.

 

[big ron]

HOW? Surely PET SHOPS aren't open?

The one across the road from me has never shut, they even marked out 2m gaps outside so people could queue to get their essential geckos.

 

[lolly]

I just broke down in tears in the kitchen listening to Goin' Back

 

[Suomi]

I just broke down in tears in the kitchen listening to Goin' Back

oh god I last listened to that song about ten years ago and could never do it again - it’s just instant sobbing

 

[floppet]

HOW? Surely PET SHOPS aren't open?

Pets at Home's been open all the way through but I had to queue like it was a supermarket when I went in for tortoise substrate. They'd removed all the pets though, all the display cases were empty and cleaned out. The fish and reptiles were still there but not for sale. The grooming section was also closed till further notice.

 

[dmlaw]

Presumably they are essential because they sell food and medical stuff that you can't get anywhere else if you need something more specialised than you would get in a supermarket.

 

[big ron]

Yes, dogs and stuff still need to eat