Saturday has another five hours

[octophone]

I always imagine that "Deliveroo" is a portmanteau of "delivery by kangaroo". Which amused me. Then I noticed the logo. Now I'm tempted to sign up and complain if my order is not delivered by at minimum someone wearing a kangaroo mask.

 

[Kate]

Is it dal makhani?

It's just called "black daal" which I THOUGHT was roughly the same thing. I shall look for a daal makhani next time.

 

[Shirley]

I want daal makhani like NOW.

I'm still BITTER that Morrisons Chicken Makhani has been DELETED FROM MY LIFE as their online shopping has GONE TO TOTAL SHIT and my local store doesn't STOCK IT

 

[Shirley]

I'm in a right strop because Mr S declared "I'm GOING TO HAVE A GLASS OF THAT NICE RIOJA" and toddled off to open the bottle after depositing the dregs of some bottle of PLONK in front of me which I thought was a bit RICH considering who BUYS all the FUCKING WINE round here OH I HAVE TO HAVE TWO GLASSES OF WINE EVERY NIGHT FOR THE SAKE OF MY MENTAL HEALTH

 

[Kate]

I didn't even SEE Jose tonight, I had to shriek "THANK YOU!" at him as he disappeared down the stairwell