
WHAT?! No one's told us about that?A load of brits have corona virus in the french alps. Guess where this dickhead is going next weekend.
I am very much of the mindset that I enjoy it too much to give up. I shall live and let live.

Last time I gave up smoking (unsucessfully obviously) I threatened to kill somebody
!My dad has just sent me a pack of face masks, unprompted, for my holiday to Brazil.
Even though there hasn’t been a single case yet on the entire CONTINENT.
I had a night on the booze yesterday. It had been a long time and ooh my alcohol tolerance is not what it was.
WHAT?! No one's told us about that?
Good morning! I can’t decide if I should go for a swim or stay indoors and feel bad about not going.
Can't wait to be the first person on moopy to get it. IN YOUR FACE DIDDY
My passport was supposed to be delivered today but apparently the courier company couldn’t access my property, which is LUDICROUS.

Are you getting a lovely BREXIT BLUE one?![]()
Has anyone had any storms yet? It’s been sunny with a slight breeze here. Ciara (my dog) is lying outside awaiting STORM CIARA.
I was pretty-much bladdered on two snowballs over Christmas. Twenty-year-old me with her bottle of cheap vodka and four cans of Speccy Brew was spinning in her grave. On the upside there was no hangover the next morning, how about you?
A load of brits have corona virus in the french alps. Guess where this dickhead is going next weekend.