Saturday is riddled!

Jark

Jark

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just had my PCR test. praying it's negative so I can fly home on Monday!!!

Also, no daily thread at 9am? GET UP YOU LAZY BITCHES.
 
Up and about to go for a walk. That minx anxiety is back today with my head all over the place so rather that sit inside looking at the same four walls, I’m getting outside.
 
Moopy has been WELL DEAD the last day or so.
 
I had a lovely end to 2020, wasn't really hungover just awfully tired, but all I can think about is going back to work on Monday :emoji_sob:
 
My daft dog managed to split one of his claws in half lengthwise yesterday. I think it may have had a tiny split in it and he managed to catch it in the carpet whilst asleep and rip it in half. He jumped up and the only way I can describe the noise he made as he was flinging himself around the living room trying to keep his foot off the floor is screaming. I honestly never want to hear that sound from my dog again. The next-door neighbour even came round to see if everything was OK! I thought he'd broken his leg or hip or something! He's walking on it fine now but is still wary about letting me touch it, the split part is hanging off but still attached at the top so I'm going to have to try to clip it off if he doesn't nibble it off himself. At the moment he's still a bit too snarly when I'm inspecting it so the clipping attempt is a job for later but he is letting me put a food bag on his foot and sellotape it round his leg to keep it on before he goes in the garden (don't want him getting dirt in it).

Joys of pet ownership.
 
Floppet said:
My daft dog managed to split one of his claws in half lengthwise yesterday. I think it may have had a tiny split in it and he managed to catch it in the carpet whilst asleep and rip it in half. He jumped up and the only way I can describe the noise he made as he was flinging himself around the living room trying to keep his foot off the floor is screaming. I honestly never want to hear that sound from my dog again. The next-door neighbour even came round to see if everything was OK! I thought he'd broken his leg or hip or something! He's walking on it fine now but is still wary about letting me touch it, the split part is hanging off but still attached at the top so I'm going to have to try to clip it off if he doesn't nibble it off himself. At the moment he's still a bit too snarly when I'm inspecting it so the clipping attempt is a job for later but he is letting me put a food bag on his foot and sellotape it round his leg to keep it on before he goes in the garden (don't want him getting dirt in it).

Joys of pet ownership.
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That makes me wince just thinking about it. Poor little chap.

Ours is a right clumsy frigger so she's forever hurting her paw, but WOE BETIDE anyone who dares to try helping her. She's had a thorn sticking out of it before and not allowed anyone to touch her.
 
Floppet said:
My daft dog managed to split one of his claws in half lengthwise yesterday. I think it may have had a tiny split in it and he managed to catch it in the carpet whilst asleep and rip it in half. He jumped up and the only way I can describe the noise he made as he was flinging himself around the living room trying to keep his foot off the floor is screaming. I honestly never want to hear that sound from my dog again. The next-door neighbour even came round to see if everything was OK! I thought he'd broken his leg or hip or something! He's walking on it fine now but is still wary about letting me touch it, the split part is hanging off but still attached at the top so I'm going to have to try to clip it off if he doesn't nibble it off himself. At the moment he's still a bit too snarly when I'm inspecting it so the clipping attempt is a job for later but he is letting me put a food bag on his foot and sellotape it round his leg to keep it on before he goes in the garden (don't want him getting dirt in it).

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:(
 
Dark Carnoël said:
I think I spent the whole of yesterday in limbo somewhere in between a ket high and sobriety. I’m fine now.
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it's always a bitch when you're wondering around DAZED just feeling slightly EXTRA TERRESTRIAL but basically kind of ok too. much better than having a raging MD HANGOVER and SAW JAW though.
 
Ordered KFC from Deliveroo because I couldn't be faffed going to the drive-thru. It arrived within 15 minutes and it would've taken me longer than that to defrost the car and drive there. I'm now in a KFC gravy stupor.
 
Since you call something else biscuits, what do you call the buttery bread you get at KFC?
 
RJN said:
Since you call something else biscuits, what do you call the buttery bread you get at KFC?
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I *think* the closest equivalent we have to your "biscuits" is what we'd call an English Muffin - the stuff you make McDonalds breakfasts out of. Or maybe a teacake. *awaits a pummeling from the Northerners*
 
Christmas Tisches said:
I *think* the closest equivalent we have to your "biscuits" is what we'd call an English Muffin - the stuff you make McDonalds breakfasts out of. Or maybe a teacake. *awaits a pummeling from the Northerners*
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THESE are tea cakes!

 
I've had american BISCUITS a couple of times and it's like halfway between a SCONE and a DUMPLING.
 
We have English muffins too (at McDonald’s you can choose :disco:)

They are not the same as scones either
 
What is this shit? :manson:

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Well that one looks disgusting but a good one is among the best foods in the world (not the gravy, thats gross)

Not to further any trailer trash ideas, but the best ones come from this gas station in the mountains
 
I’ve only tried them once at a Southern food New Orleans themed restaurant that opened here for FIVE MINUTES. It was amazing.
 
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Ellie said:
I had them at an American style restaurant in London a couple of years ago. I was NOT expecting them to be so salty.
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Do you remember what the restaurant is called? I want to look at the menu
 
RJN said:
Well that one looks disgusting but a good one is among the best foods in the world (not the gravy, thats gross)

Not to further any trailer trash ideas, but the best ones come from this gas station in the mountains
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In that photograph is the white liquid what you'd call gravy?! Our KFC gravy is brown and made from tasty chicken fat. What is that white stuff?
 
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