Saturday loves you 5evr

We went to a garden centre which has a meet santa train experience. No need to pre book they say as it should be fast moving. We got there and the queue was INSANE. Easily over an hour.
So we sacked it off and went into the garden centre and pretended that all the Christmas decorations were the surprise that we had organised :bad:
 
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season to gaslight kiddies
Fa la la la la, la la la la
 
We met a friend for lunch and had to kind of skirt around the outside of the main shopping bit of town. Wasn't anywhere near as bad as I imagined, even with that hideous 'German' Christmas Market on.
 
Oh god we're supposed to be going to drinks tonight with parents from Kylie's class. The organiser just messages to say our booking is sn outside table :zombie:
 
Ms Ron took a load of antihistamines thinking they were pain killers and then ended up tripping her tits off and is now in bed. Daft cow.
 
The pub has been HEAVING this week, we’ve had no cancellations, if anything we’re busier with people coming out whilst they can.
 
The pub has been HEAVING this week, we’ve had no cancellations, if anything we’re busier with people coming out whilst they can.
We went out last night and everywhere was rammed. Plan B aint happening.
 
I know I should probably be out tonight with my friends, and I still may join them, but out of nowhere I’ve developed an obsession with documentaries about hyenas this week and am now considering spending the rest of the evening watching spin off docs about wild dogs.
 
Most of my plans over the period leading up to Christmas have been cancelled due to Covid or my current ill health. It's disappointing but I can barely think of doing much more than making a sandwich at the moment.

That said I've ordered 200 extra multicoloured fairy lights for my tree :disco:
 
I have my work Christmas party tonight, which might be fun, but its at my coworkers house 45 minutes away, so either have to not drink much or sleep over
 
That sounded a little alcoholicish, but most people are planning on sleeping over
 
It’s my works Christmas night out too, but I never say yes ( apart from that ONE time) so all the gossip will be nice and fresh come Monday.
 
My RSI in my left wrist has flared up which is a bastard as I was hoping to wrap everything this weekend and I can barely move my fecking hand. Still, at least people don't make wanking jokes about it any more.
 
I have my work Christmas party tonight, which might be fun, but its at my coworkers house 45 minutes away, so either have to not drink much or sleep over
It’s probably an age thing but I really hate waking up in someone else’s house now. Is it too expensive to taxi there and back?
 
From this latest documentary I thought I’d be #teamhyena but #teamwilddogs seem like nicer beings.
 
It’s probably an age thing but I really hate waking up in someone else’s house now. Is it too expensive to taxi there and back?
I hate it too. Uber says $45 just to get there, let alone back. Also its a pajama party (:rolleyes:), so I'd rather not be in that in a taxi
 
Oh RJN don't go. You need to read up about Stephen Gately, he went to a pajama party and died of being gay :(
oh no, I already have the first symptom of being gay (I spent a long time at a store choosing individual stickers to give everyone)
 

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