Saturday prepares for a prick

[COB]

Good morning! Off for my hot jab soon

 

[COB]

Also, happy bank holiday weekend! I have no idea if this is just a Scottish one so sorry if it is

 

[Penelope]

It's NATIONWIDE, not just regional

 

[Soldi]

GOOD MORNING!

The sun is (kind of) shining and I’m sat in bed listening to greatest hits of Go_A

 

[Suomi]

HerSerene and I are currently playing HIDE N SEEK in our one bedroom flat. Ssssh no one tell him I’m under the bed hehe tsktsktsk

 

[Indie]

Someone drove a car into my local Brewdog pub. I'm just annoyed I didn't have the idea first.

 

[Diddy]

I’m knackered even though I didn’t have that much work today. But I’m done

 

[ButterTart]

I've been up since 6, which I'm fummin about. I've accomplished absolutely nothing with the morning, either.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It's a morning of last minute panic house cleaning as we've got a friend visiting us from LONDON for the BHW

And yes I'll be swabbing her on the doorstep before she steps in.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just back from coffee in the park. Splendid!

 

[ButterTart]

It's a morning of last minute panic house cleaning as we've got a friend visiting us from LONDON for the BHW

And yes I'll be swabbing her on the doorstep before she steps in.

Good idea, I always test lady callers for thrush before they can cross my doorstep.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Just back from coffee in the park. Splendid!

Ugh honestly Saturday mornings when it's sunny are the best

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ugh honestly Saturday mornings when it's sunny are the best

So good. Having a sober partner changes a lot. Nice to have him present!

 

[Generic Account]

I'm off to the cinema for the first time since December and a bar for the first time since August.

 

[Generic Account]

It's a morning of last minute panic house cleaning as we've got a friend visiting us from LONDON for the BHW

And yes I'll be swabbing her on the doorstep before she steps in.

¿Donde vives @Suedey?

 

[Diddy]

I decided tonight is the night to watch Battleship. I think I might have to abandon ship 14 minutes in

 

[Diddy]

OK no, I was just suckered in by the intrigue of Rihanna’s acting and Alexander Skarsgard but he didn’t get naked. I did think he said Nude Erection but he just said New Direction. WHATS THE POINT

Ive switched it for Temple of Doom

 

[COB]

Maybe we could do an online Moopy game of Battleship instead?

 

[GNL]

Seems a bit early for a sequel...

 

[Diddy]

Seems a bit early for a sequel...

 

[Diddy]

Maybe we could do an online Moopy game of Battleship instead?

OK! C3

 

[floppet]

Seeing my sister, brother-in-law and nephew today for the first time since January 2020. We last parted on bad terms so it'll be interesting to see whether she's got over it yet. I won't be mentioning it because, as far as I'm concerned, an ocean of water has gone under that bridge in the time since.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

¿Donde vives @Suedey?

Sunny Wiltshire aka Tory central

 

[floppet]

It's all kicking off on our street. My car is currently blocked on my drive by a Police van. There was actual scrapping going on between bin-bint and her pissed-up, drugged-up boyfriend. She was blaming somebody else (loudly) for leading him astray despite the fact he's at least my age. I love being a nosey-knickers, it's so entertaining

 

[Generic Account]

We've just had a straight (not straight) run of dannii, kylie, carly rae and robyn in the bar I'm at.

I think I might die but then I'd miss the cinema.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I assume everyone is out with their TITS OUT. Alas having my second jab tomorrow, so avoiding booze ( )

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Even Mr Ag, was all "oh go on treat yourself, I don't mind".

 

[Tisch]

Just had afternoon tea with my mum for her last year's birthday with bottomless proseckey's and lots of gossiping about my anti-vax aunt among some other stuff. Feeling like such a hun right now. x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wow 8 posters online. Like rats off a sinking ship once Eurovision ended

 

[Lucille]

Lots of PUB DRAMA today. The chef went AWOL, turned out he drove his car DRUNK into someone’s HOUSE, and now might be having one of his fingers AMPUTATED!!!

 

[Soldi]

Someone drove a car into my local Brewdog pub. I'm just annoyed I didn't have the idea first.

Lots of PUB DRAMA today. The chef went AWOL, turned out he drove his car DRUNK into someone’s HOUSE, and now might be having one of his fingers AMPUTATED!!!

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[COB]

Lots of PUB DRAMA today. The chef went AWOL, turned out he drove his car DRUNK into someone’s HOUSE, and now might be having one of his fingers AMPUTATED!!!

Seems like quite a cruel punishment but he DID commit a crime I suppose.

 

[Tisch]

Lots of PUB DRAMA today. The chef went AWOL, turned out he drove his car DRUNK into someone’s HOUSE, and now might be having one of his fingers AMPUTATED!!!

 

[Lucille]

I told the story to a guy on hinge, he didn’t respond.

 

[Tisch]

I told the story to a guy on hinge, he didn’t respond.

Try it again but get your dick out

 

[Soldi]

“You can crash your car into my house anytime bbz xx”

 

[Lucille]

I guess the word ‘amputated’ isn’t very sexy?!?

 

[Soldi]

I suppose it depends what you’re into?

 

[AlgoAlex]

“You can crash your car into my house anytime bbz xx”

I DON’T CARE
I LOVE IT

I remember my Dad getting very annoyed with that song being on the radio as it was so irresponsible. I mean it did lead to a surge of cars crashing into bridges and houses so he had a point