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Happy forgone conclusion day!

I wanted to go for a big fuck off walk to catch up on podcasts, but I have had a shit sleep so might just veg out in front of the TV instead.
 
Morning!

I had a lovely evening out with friends, got semi pissed, had dinner and went to a secret cocktail bar thing but was home by 10, asleep by 11 and I feel fine today.

I have also just signed up to Noom. All this gymming is no good without some nutrition work.
 
Good morning! It might be -1 but it's gloriously sunny here today, currently having a bit of a lie in but it won't last long because I want to get up and out in it :disco:
I wanted to go for a big fuck off
Feel free! 😸 (I jest of course)
 
Morning. Had a couple of days of getting fuck all done in the office due to various interruptions and other unexpected events so I have nipped in to do some overtime. Since I'm not presenting Match Of The Day tonight, I need to boost my income in other ways.
 
Morning Huns. It’s an early start for the ladies who lunch today so my hair is currently in rollers, I have an avocado face mask on before I start with trowelling on the war paint whilst sitting in my fluffy house coat sipping on a Bellini.

HAPPY SATURDAY INDEED.
 
Morning Huns. It’s an early start for the ladies who lunch today so my hair is currently in rollers, I have an avocado face mask on before I start with trowelling on the war paint whilst sitting in my fluffy house coat sipping on a Bellini.
With fluffy mules?
 
Just done a big shop. Mr F came with me, I didn't want him to but he wanted to (he thinks he's helping) so it took twice as long as it normally would and cost considerably more but it was nice to have somebody to chat to. I was so knackered after putting it all away I've ordered very expensive chippy dinner to be delivered.
 
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I've had a busy ole day, cooking, shopping and cleaning. Gasping to get my drink on, over Melodi later!
 
Just done a big shop. Mr F came with me, I didn't want him to but he wanted to (he thinks he's helping) so it took twice as long as it normally would and cost considerably more but it was nice to have somebody to chat to. I was so knackered after putting it all away I've ordered very expensive chippy dinner to be delivered.
How expensive?
 
Just about to hit M&S food hall. Is it too early for yellow stickers?
 
£21.03. One cod, large portion of chips, two jumbo sausage, one small tub of gravy and one small tub of curry. Although £1 was rider tip so call it twenty quid.

Sadly the days of a £1 chip barm are way behind us. :(
That's not especially expensive to me. Although chippies have exploded in price the last year or so. Add mushy peas and we're chatting. Oh and battered sausage ONLY PLEASE.
 
That's not especially expensive to me. Although chippies have exploded in price the last year or so. Add mushy peas and we're chatting. Oh and battered sausage ONLY PLEASE.

No such thing as a battered sausage around these parts and nobody has a clue what a saveloy is! There would usually be mushy peas for Mr F but he declined today as they were "too watery and not green enough" last time.

It's from the most expensive, but also the best quality, chippy round here. I know it'd probably cost double darn sarf.
 
No such thing as a battered sausage around these parts and nobody has a clue what a saveloy is! There would usually be mushy peas for Mr F but he declined today as they were "too watery and not green enough" last time.

It's from the most expensive, but also the best quality, chippy round here. I know it'd probably cost double darn sarf.
You don't have BATTERED SAUSAGE? PERVERSE!
 
Moopy very quiet. I presume they're getting supplies in for the BIG NIGHT.
 
We've just been stocking up on M&S pizzas, and Mr C is currently making salsa and dips :disco:
 
Just completed the weekly shop between Lidl, M&S and Iceland Food Warehouse

Nothing like MIXING IT UP :disco:
 
Now I'm sitting in Gregg's with a crap coffee, a garish doughnut and preparing myself for the walk home
 
Feeling quite pleased with myself because I only have two jobs left to do on my weekend-chores list. Folding the last load of washing (it's currently in the dryer) and finely chopping ten scotch bonnet peppers to put in a jar (that's in the dishwasher tonight so I can sterilise it in the morning) with vinegar ready for the jerk chickens of summer.
 
I feel like I never get even close to finishing my to- do list, it's just relentless! It doesn't help that I get interrupted every few minutes if I am trying to do something I suppose.
 
Going to see my first Shakespeare play tomorrow since I vowed never to dip my toe ever again after GCSE Henry IV pt 1 in 1992.
 

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