Saturday sat on ur day

[Tisch]

Or something. MORNING ONE AND AND ALL.

 

[Iguana]

A thread title only a true artist could come up with!

 

[Tisch]

(I thought about it around Wednesday and have been waiting...)

 

[Lucille]

Has he been on the BREAKFAST WINE?

 

[Tisch]

My name isn't RITA thank you!

 

[Sheena]

Morning!

Mmm...breakfast wine

 

[Sheena]

I could totally go a decent Bloody Mary somewhere this morning.

oh

 

[Lucille]

Omg @Sheena did your kitchen ever get finished?

 

[Dark Carnival]

It should have been SAT ON UR DICK

 

[Dark Carnival]

Anyway, hi moopé.

 

[Sheena]

Omg @Sheena did your kitchen ever get finished?

LAST FUCKING SATURDAY

29th September to 14th November.

Still fuming.

 

[Sheena]

It’s fucking sexy now though

 

[ButterTart]

All this talk of breakfast wine reminds me that when I was in Dubrovnik the hotel served Prosecco as part of the buffet breakfast. Marvellous.

 

[Suomi]

Keep rereading the title of this thread and it doesn’t say Happy Birthday Suomi (49)?

 

[Lucille]

I think we’re establishing a method of acknowledging your birthday, without necessarily implying we want it/you to be ‘happy’.

 

[COB]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Suomi :emoji_cake:

 

[Suomi]

I think we’re establishing a method of acknowledging your birthday, without necessarily implying we want it/you to be ‘happy’.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Suomi :emoji_cake:

thank you so much guys. @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid has surprised me with a special birthday treasure hunt that I have to do on my own. It means leaving the house all day so I hope to return before nightfall. I’m also not allowed to text or call for clues

 

[Lucille]

thank you so much guys. @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid has surprised me with a special birthday treasure hunt that I have to do on my own. It means leaving the house all day so I hope to return before nightfall. I’m also not allowed to text or call for clues

That’s a really cute way to lure you to your death. Enjoy babes. x

 

[Dark Carnival]

Happy birthday Suomi

 

[Iguana]

Happy day of birth to @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid's other half! xx

 

[Tisch]

Birthday Suomi! X

 

[Tisch]

thank you so much guys. @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid has surprised me with a special birthday treasure hunt that I have to do on my own. It means leaving the house all day so I hope to return before nightfall. I’m also not allowed to text or call for clues

That reminds me, what's your door number again?

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

thank you so much guys. @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid has surprised me with a special birthday treasure hunt that I have to do on my own. It means leaving the house all day so I hope to return before nightfall. I’m also not allowed to text or call for clues

That’s a really cute way to lure you to your death. Enjoy babes. x

The treasure is, evidently, the rare and elusive ASFM victory so it could well be the end for him. Not everybody has that.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Suomi :emoji_cake:

(49)

 

[Sheena]

Fuck off @Suomi

 

[SDF]

@Suomi it’s been a tough year and last night might have pushed you over the edge, so here is the number for the Samaritans just incase: 116 123 (it’s free) x

 

[Suomi]

Fuck off @Suomi

xxxx

 

[Suomi]

(it’s free) x

then not interested x

 

[Sheena]

I’ve now spent a good thirty seconds thinking about the days when @Suomi and I would spend Saturday nights together on a regular basis.

It still haunts my dreams.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’ve now spent a good thirty seconds thinking about the days when @Suomi and I would spend Saturday nights together on a regular basis.

It still haunts my dreams.

What happened?

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Suomi]

I’ve now spent a good thirty seconds thinking about the days when @Suomi and I would spend Saturday nights together on a regular basis.

It still haunts my dreams.

I remember watching Ruth Lorenzo on X Factor with your mum because you and Michael were busy winding people up on the gaydar chat rooms

 

[Sheena]

What happened?

What didn’t happen. @Suomi was an incredible night out partner. Spectacularly drunk by 9pm, complete liability until about midnight, when he’d suddenly become useful in stealing cigarettes off people.

 

[Sheena]

I remember watching Ruth Lorenzo on X Factor with your mum because you and Michael were busy winding people up on the gaydar chat rooms

Seems we had our priorities damned straight there.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What didn’t happen. @Suomi was an incredible night out partner. Spectacularly drunk by 9pm, complete liability until about midnight, when he’d suddenly become useful in stealing cigarettes off people.

I REALLY want to go out with Suomi now

 

[Suomi]

when he’d suddenly become useful in stealing cigarettes off people.

...which you would then use to throw at TWINKS on podiums

 

[floppet]

Happy birthday @Suomi xxx

 

[Rita]

Happy Birthday to the absolutely GORGEOUS @Suomi. Hope you have a fabulous day and your boyfriend ( i will learn his name and @ him in the PROPER MANNER SOON!) spoils you ROTTEN xxx

 

[Lucille]

GOD IM BORED.

How do NON SMOKERS pass THE TIME?!?

 

[Tisch]

Eating, wanking, ironing and staring at my phone