Saturday sat on ur day (1 Viewer)

[Lucille]

I think it’s because I’ve quit smoking, I can barely stay awake, I was worried I’d get insomnia but I’m sleeping like 13 hours a day.

 

[Zu]

Like a big square water biscuit

Otherwise known at Matzo

Spoiler

I like them. Nice with BUTTER

For some reason I used to eat them as a child which was a bit exotic for SOUTH EAST ESSEX

 

[RJN]

Nice with BUTTER

Also with cream cheese and jelly is a gross but amazing treat

 

[Jark]

I think it’s because I’ve quit smoking, I can barely stay awake, I was worried I’d get insomnia but I’m sleeping like 13 hours a day.

I had that when I was in the UK for like six weeks and didn't smoke once. Slept so much and still tired. What I found really helped me was starting smoking again.

 

[Rita]

I’VE MADE A BIG LIFE DECISION.

I’M GOING TO SAVE UP AND BUY A CANAL BOAT TO LIVE ON.

Are you for real??

 

[Rita]

I decided to open the red wine again to see if it would clear this disgusting HEADACHE.

 

[Nancy]

Are you for real??

YES. IT’S ACTUALLY A VERY COST EFFECTIVE WAY OF OWNING A HOME

 

[Rita]

YES. IT’S ACTUALLY A VERY COST EFFECTIVE WAY OF OWNING A HOME

I don’t doubt it, but is it not all a bit CRAMPED?

 

[Nancy]

C

I don’t doubt it, but is it not all a bit CRAMPED?

ANAL BOATS ARE DECEPTIVELY BIGGER THAN YOU THINK

 

[Rita]

C

ANAL BOATS ARE DECEPTIVELY BIGGER THAN YOU THINK

 

[Rita]

Have you actually stepped foot on an anal boat, love? They are NOT deceptively big.

 

[Nancy]

Have you actually stepped foot on an anal boat, love? They are NOT deceptively big.

WELL IT WOULD ONLY BE ME ON BOARD UNTIL I FIND A SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

 

[Nancy]

AND YES, I’VE BEEN IN A FEW IN MY TIME. YOU CAN EVEN GET ELECTRICITY ON THEM THESE DAYS.

 

[Rita]

WELL IT WOULD ONLY BE ME ON BOARD UNTIL I FIND A SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

Are you SMALL? The ceilings are also very low.

 

[Nancy]

Are you SMALL? The ceilings are also very low.

5’9”

 

[Rita]

5’9”

You’ll be fine.

 

[Tisch]

Also with cream cheese and jelly is a gross but amazing treat

Assuming you mean the American version of "jelly" then absolutely YES!

 

[Nancy]

Assuming you mean the American version of "jelly" then absolutely YES!

IS THAT LIKE THE JELLY IN PORK PIES?

 

[Tisch]

IS THAT LIKE THE JELLY IN PORK PIES?

No, it's JAM.

 

[Nancy]

No, it's JAM.

PORK JAM?

 

[RJN]

Assuming you mean the American version of "jelly" then absolutely YES!

definitely the American meaning of jelly (aka jam)

British jelly I would call jello

also cream cheese and jam on challah

 

[Tisch]

PORK JAM?

Why so you obsessed with pork you VEGAN?

 

[Tisch]

definitely the American meaning of jelly (aka jam)

British jelly I would call jello

also cream cheese and jam on challah

I wanna make you CHALLAH
Hear you SCREAM MY NAME

 

[Nancy]

Why so you obsessed with pork you VEGAN?

JUST BECAUSE I’M VEGAN DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T ENJOY A GOOD PORKING

 

[Rita]

I am drinking a can of Black Cherry Kopparberg Hard Seltzer and I noticed it was vegan and thought of OUR NANCE straight away.

 

[Rita]

It is pretty tasteless to be honest.

 

[Lucille]

It is pretty tasteless to be honest.

MUCH LIKE NANCY.

 

[Nancy]

I’VE DECIDED I HAVE AN ANAL ALERT AREA

 

[Nancy]

IT’S MY EQUIVALENT OF A FEMININE SENSING ZONE LIKE WHAT @Rita HAS

 

[Lucille]

My friend is so shocked she has COVID when like 2 weeks ago she met some guys in the street and went back to their house to smoke crack.

 

[Zu]

My friend is so shocked she has COVID when like 2 weeks ago she met some guys in the street and went back to their house to smoke crack.

But was she wearing a FACE COVERING?

 

[Zu]

This might have been a dream which I’ve translated Into a memory but I’m sure I once ended up in a crack den in Seven Sisters for the purposes of buying PUFF as we used to call it in the olden days

Everyone looked QUITE CUNTED

 

[Nancy]

This might have been a dream which I’ve translated Into a memory but I’m sure I once ended up in a crack den in Seven Sisters for the purposes of buying PUFF as we used to call it in the olden days

Everyone looked QUITE CUNTED

I’VE NEVER BEEN CUNTED IN SEVEN SISTERS.

MIND YOU, I MAINLY LIVED SOUTH OF THE RIVER

 

[Lucille]

I’VE BEEN SPANGLED IN MANOR HOUSE.

 

[Star]

Fireworks going off here again

 

[jivafox]

Shall I drink again tonight?

 

[jivafox]

Shall I drink again tonight?

YES.

 

[jivafox]

YES.

Well OK THEN!

 

[Star]

 

[Nancy]

Fireworks going off here again

ARE YOU CUNTED IN SEVEN SISTERS?