Saturday sees a faded sign by the side of the road

[octophone]

HELLO

 

[COB]

The pair of tits next to the door

 

[COB]

To keep on the theme, I just had a sausage sandwich

It's quite a miserable day here, and I actually have to go out and do things in a bit

 

[Lucille]

You just know Sheena’s been there.

 

[big ron]

Ive been out in the cold but sunny garden clearing and cleaning in an attempt to lift my funk.

 

[Star]

I've just had a mince down Old Compton Street just like the good old days

 

[big ron]

Pissed. Funk lifted.

 

[big ron]

Until tomorrow HAHAHAHAHHAJAJAJJAHAAHHA

 

[Kate]

Oh happy birthday for yesterday @Iguana, sorry I missed it!

I’m in Edinburgh having fun but basically failing to get laid SIGH

 

[Lucille]

Darling have you tried battering the MIMSY and hiding a bottle of IRN BRU up the “OTHER”? I’m sure they’ll be a queue OUT THE DOOR.