SATURDAY Superstore (1 Viewer)

[ExcitableWoof]

I've already made scrambled eggs (a lil too far along sadly, not my perfect effort) and put washing on, I feel I'm in service in the VIctorian age.

 

[Shirley]

I'm going to walk 2.5 miles to the car rental place. Last time I did this in July I thought I was going to MELT, today I can see I'm more likely to DISSOLVE

 

[jyxz]

Rent? Darling, that’s just DEAD money.

 

[Inner Smile]

I think eggs wise I prefer poached but I struggle to get them right! It's no good buggering off out the kitchen, you have to keep your eye on them as they only take a few minutes

 

[Shirley]

So would be paying £1100 a year on tax and insurance for the car I looked at last week when I'd probably go out in it once every THREE WEEKS or something

 

[Ellie]

My parents who have been divorced for 31 years, are going to some local concert together next month in the local church. Some kind of 60s tribute act. She’s just worked out it’s on the day that would have been their 50th wedding anniversary, in the church they were married

 

[Inner Smile]

My parents who have been divorced for 31 years, are going to some local concert together next month in the local church. Some kind of 60s tribute act. She’s just worked out it’s on the day that would have been their 50th wedding anniversary, in the church they were married

 

[Ellie]

That would be the WORST thing ever!

 

[Inner Smile]

Oh I agree! I mean my parents btw not yours. I don't yearn for 2003

 

[Inner Smile]

I don't yearn for 2026 either

 

[Agneeta]

Please delete Saturday and start again.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

My parents who have been divorced for 31 years, are going to some local concert together next month in the local church. Some kind of 60s tribute act. She’s just worked out it’s on the day that would have been their 50th wedding anniversary, in the church they were married

Oh fuck. Whose idea was it?

 

[Lucille]

RIP cob you would’ve loved this tweet.

 

[big ron]

That jamon will be half decent at least