It's Saturday, I got up a bit too late and I'm watching a fairly rubbish Scottish comedy programme on iPlayer.
Living the (slightly off-putting cheese) dream.
What programme was it? Still Game?
I also might be opening a restaurant.
No, it's a thing called The Comedy Underground - almost all of which deserved to stay underground. It's a stand-up show; a host and then 5 or 6 acts doing 5 minutes each. Previous episodes had been patchy but with some real gems but the most recent one had a single bearable participant and even she was pretty obvious. Classic "middle episode".
God's CUNT that was UNPLEASANT![]()
How on earth haven't you used them up several times over?Oh I have them recorded for a rainy day.
How on earth haven't you used them up several times over?

Yes
Even though the font hasn't been corrected
But it has a DIFFERENT STICKER, so still TWENTY QUID WELL SPENT![]()
Well, 20 quid's not too bad for a double LP, eh?Ooh I'm going on telly on Monday. Exciting
#neweileen
Are we allowed to know what for yet?
I'm not really allowed to say, but it is a pretty popular daily quiz show.
I'm not really allowed to say, but it is a pretty popular daily quiz show.
Eggheads or Pointless?
OR are you on the new Blockbusters?
All of those. Same day.
OMG, you're Dara O'Briain! Can you get me Hugh Dennis's autograph?