sexxi_saturday_69

[ButterTart]

Morning all.

 

[Tisch]

~mOrNiNgxxxxxx~

 

[Iguana]

Morning!

A joke so good you made it twice

 

[ButterTart]

~mOrNiNgxxxxxx~

hOw R u 2DaI ChIcK xo?

 

[Tisch]

I have just been reminded of the time we got a new member to the Neighbours forum i used to mod:

So_damn_SeXi_lil_mInX who I think was about 13. :emoji_unamused:

 

[ButterTart]

Morning!

A joke so good you made it twice

In keeping with the covers them of ASFM, the title is a reworking of the original from the Insta thread.

 

[Iguana]

Happy birthday @Chlammy ! :emoji_dizzy::emoji_tropical_drink::emoji_birthday:

 

[Mats]

I'm trying to decide how to waste my life today. being lazy is not as easy as people think

 

[Iguana]

In keeping with the covers them of ASFM, the title is a reworking of the original from the Insta thread.

Nothing if not consistent!

 

[Tisch]

Happy birthday @Chlammy maybe for your birthday you can finally be graced with that new name you wanted! :emoji_shell:

 

[Star]

Happy birthday @Chlammy xx

 

[Mats]

happy birthday, @Chlammy still a twink x

 

[COB]

Happy birthday @Chlammy! :emoji_birthday:

 

[big ron]

U on msn? a/s/l

 

[Generic Account]

thanks everyone x

 

[ButterTart]

thanks everyone x

HAPPY BIDET! Do you want to appal us all by revealing how young you are?

 

[Soldi]

Happy birthday @Chlammy

 

[Generic Account]

HAPPY BIDET! Do you want to appal us all by revealing how young you are?

28! Not-so-twink anymore.

 

[floppet]

Happy birthday @Chlammy xxx

Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day to everybody else. Yarrrr.

Happy notwedding day to the spawn. Right now I would've been getting my hair and makeup did after having had a lovely full english to soak up last night's alcohol, instead I'm going to make myself a nice banana and strawberry smoothie then walk the dog.

 

[Iguana]

28! Not-so-twink anymore.

If Courtney Act can still be classed as a twink then I think you're FINE!

 

[jyxz]

2020 really does keep on giving

A toy flamingo. That shits.

 

[Pingu]

Happy birthday to the ageless @Chlammy. :emoji_kissing_heart::emoji_shamrock:

 

[win_the_game]

Happy Bday @Chlammy :emoji_birthday:

 

[win_the_game]

2020 really does keep on giving

A toy flamingo. That shits.

A damn site better than KITTY SURPRISE.

“Put your hand up Kitty’s womb and pull out her babies! How many will she have?”

 

[ButterTart]

2020 really does keep on giving

A toy flamingo. That shits.

I might enter that jingle if we ever do an adverts round of ASFM.

 

[jyxz]

A damn site better than KITTY SURPRISE.

“Put your hand up Kitty’s womb and pull out her babies! How many will she have?”

Had to google that one - yeesh! And there’s a Puppy Surprise too.

 

[Star]

Happy birthday @Chlammy xxx

Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day to everybody else. Yarrrr.

Happy notwedding day to the spawn. Right now I would've been getting my hair and makeup did after having had a lovely full english to soak up last night's alcohol, instead I'm going to make myself a nice banana and strawberry smoothie then walk the dog.

Awww. I noticed it was @Racheys not wedding day yesterday too!

 

[lolly]

God these dreadful emojis are going to take some getting used to

 

[Soldi]

God these dreadful emojis are going to take some getting used to

:emoji_dolphin::emoji_eagle::emoji_frog:

 

[lolly]

What does it even mean?

 

[Soldi]

I have no idea

Also
:emoji_ghost:

 

[lolly]

There goes my vote

 

[floppet]

Awww. I noticed it was @Racheys not wedding day yesterday too!

Rachey's friends like her more. They got lots of prezzies, I especially liked the Friends t-shirt, and all spawn's got is a bunch of flowers from her mum that haven't been delivered yet

 

[Kate]

Happy Birthday @Chlammy :emoji_champagne::emoji_birthday::emoji_eggplant:

 

[wendy the Go_At]

~oohie~

 

[Star]

God these dreadful emojis are going to take some getting used to

I know right

 

[ButterTart]

I know right

But the young 'uns are having so much fun with them. It's nice to see them smiling after the year we've had.

 

[octophone]

2020 really does keep on giving

A toy flamingo. That shits.

What fresh hell is this???

 

[lolly]

I imagine the novelty will wear off sooner or later. And at least these are similar in size to the moopy ones I hold so dear. They just seem painfully generic.

I will be watching, and as ever, judging.

 

[ButterTart]

What fresh hell is this???

Our old friend TERFlamingo. She's very concerned about having to share the ladies' toilet when she goes for her hourly dump.