Sexy Queen Bercow: THE POLL

[Yvonne Mondle]

Please feel free to include details of what exactly you’d like to do to him (or have done to you BY him ) if you rightly vote YES, with the sharing of explicit and perverted desires obviously appreciated. Extended essays à la @Jark will do very nicely

 

[Lucille]

I'd love him to intermittently shout ORDER, ORDER IN THE HOUSE, mid lovemaking.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd like him to slowly read me the intricacies of Parliamentary procedure as he violately penetrates me.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

I see that @Whatevar is going straight on the naughty step



Incidentally no mentions of the word MANCUNT are allowed thanks very much. Try to restrict yourselves to more poetic terms such as MINGE, SLIT or CRANNY

 

[Lucille]

Look at him, FILTH.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Bet he fucks like a pitbull

Or HORNY RHINO

 

[lolly]

Sorry, too RUNTY (and TORY, lest we forget) for me.

 

[lolly]

Plus I don't really get off on the idea of someone who has stuck it in Sally Bercow sticking it in me.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Sorry, too RUNTY (and TORY, lest we forget) for me.

Like RUNTY BUNTY?

Obviously as a YES voter I wouldn’t half mind having his umbrella caught in my spokes

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He says it like it's a bad thing:

 

[RS]

Oh for God’s sake, even I wouldn’t!

 

[Lucille]

Obviously I’d insist on him wearing the robe.

 

[octophone]

He's TINY. I could used him as a fucking dildo.

 

[straightorbroken]

I would consider cukcolding him.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

He's TINY. I could use him as a fucking dildo.

Says MISS ROOMY

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Tiny is so much better than tall. At least with tiny you have the illusion of power of some spurious nature, even if they are busy ruining your life and having it off with men they’ve met by the bananas in the Safeway, not that this is from personal bitter experience OBVIOUSLY

 

[Lucille]

Short men are much better fucks as they have SOMETHING TO PROVE.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

I’d much rather have it off with a dwarf. None of this CRICK NONSENSE

 

[octophone]

Says MISS ROOMY

BITCH!

 

[RS]

Now being called Rockstar of the modern time/age

https://www.svd.se/en-hardfor-talman--den-nya-tidens-rockstjarna

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Now being called Rockstar of the modern time/age

https://www.svd.se/en-hardfor-talman--den-nya-tidens-rockstjarna

The translation is very confusing.

 

[big ron]

OOOOOOOODDDDDDERRR

 

[big ron]

Is all I have to offer

 

[RS]

A hard speaker () is the rockstar of our time (something like that...)

 

[Lucille]

OOOOOOOODDDDDDERRR

BONER.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

The translation is very confusing.

I’ve never bothered to learn Swedish as it’s a very tiny country which is highly unlikely to ever win the Eurovision again but I’m excited to learn that ‘The Best of Sexy Queen Bercow’ is out now on all formats with FREE nude pin-up

 

[RS]

Unless you send Bercow, your chances of ever winning Eurovision again are much smaller than our.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Queen Bercow doing Eurovision shouting ORDUUUR for 3 minutes is something I could get behind.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Unless you send Bercow, your chances of ever winning Eurovision again are much smaller than our.

Luckily I prefer to draw upon my rarely-revealed Soviet heritage when it comes to those sorts of arrangements

 

[AGinAg (37)]

His last day

 

[Lucille]

Let's all have a celebratory TUG in his honour.

 

[Mats]

these constant breaks during today's speaker election is killing my Parliament boner

 

[Mats]

FINALLY

 

[GNL]

Sad to see him go, but at least he can focus on producing content for his onlyfans full time now.