Shakira ATTACKED by WILD BOARS

My hometown in Spain has had wild boars roaming around the streets and parks late at night since FOREVER, only accentuated by the pandemic and people staying in last year. They're not THAT scary, they're more or less like foxes, when they roam they're just looking for food and will attack if they feel under threat.
 
Can't wait to spot them wandering around Regent's Park flirting with the warthogs in the zoo :disco:
 
Peekaboo said:
My hometown in Spain has had wild boars roaming around the streets and parks late at night since FOREVER, only accentuated by the pandemic and people staying in last year. They're not THAT scary, they're more or less like foxes, when they roam they're just looking for food and will attack if they feel under threat.
Click to expand...
It's the same here, the biggest problem they cause is car accidents really.
 
My mum has been sending me videos of wild boars in Marmaris for the past year, the boarlets are incredibly cute :love:
 
I want one!

09D40BEC-8A7D-4F07-AEBB-C733B7429C97.jpeg
 
this daft tax-allergic bitch is still BANGING ON about the wild boars



...and how RUDE it was that the mean onlookers didn't rush to save the bag or her son's sandwich!!!
 
I'm apparently going to feed wild boars on holiday next week, I can't wait :disco: I'll keep an eye out for Shakira's bag, of course.
 
Jark said:
this daft tax-allergic bitch is still BANGING ON about the wild boars



...and how RUDE it was that the mean onlookers didn't rush to save the bag or her son's sandwich!!!
Click to expand...


Like a modern day Kitty Genovese :(
 
COB said:
I'm apparently going to feed wild boars on holiday next week, I can't wait :disco: I'll keep an eye out for Shakira's bag, of course.
Click to expand...

What's in Shakira's handbag? thread incoming.
 
  • Love
Reactions: COB
that man had an obligation to, though — his yellow bag contained all of Shaki's unpaid taxes :(

thank god he got it back and she was able to settle up

😇
 
Jark said:
this daft tax-allergic bitch is still BANGING ON about the wild boars



...and how RUDE it was that the mean onlookers didn't rush to save the bag or her son's sandwich!!!
Click to expand...

Her bag was stolen by wild boars :D :D

I don't think they were consciously attempting to mug you, love. If anything I'd say they were just trying to gore and maim.
 
:D

they're everywhere hun. in Rome there is talk of the mayor not being re-elected solely because the Romans are so sick of wild boar attacking people in supermarket car parks.

I think Britain just has foxes instead. the boars tried it but Priti SENT 'EM PACKIN' (SWIMMIN')
 
Did Shakira give up on her comeback after that dire song she released last year went nowhere?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 1 (members: 0, guests: 1)
Back
Top Bottom