Shakira - Don't Wait Up

[OutSynk]

Let me get my ETH ready.

 

[Peekaboo]

Pictured: Shakira (left) recording her new Basque four original audio pieces

View attachment 5095

Shakira is married to a CATALONIAN INDEPENDENTIST. Get your SPANISH-HATING SEPARATISTS right!!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Don't Wait Up remains the SONG of the SUMMER!

 

[Jark]

sure jaAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaan!

 

[Pipo]

I can't wait for this annoying NFT fad to fuck off. In the meantime, get money $hakira

 

[VoR]

WTF is NFT?

 

[Pipo]

WTF is NFT?

A non-fungible token (NFT) is a unit of data stored on a digital ledger, called a blockchain, that certifies a digital asset to be unique and therefore not interchangeable.
NFTs can be used to represent items such as photos, videos, audio, and other types of digital files. Access to any copy of the original file, however, is not restricted to the buyer of the NFT. While copies of these digital items are available for anyone to obtain, NFTs are tracked on blockchains to provide the owner with proof of ownership that is separate from copyright.

 

[VoR]

Oh that thing where you can buy ownership of a meme for silly money?

They do music now too?

*old*

 

[Pipo]

They even do FASHION now hun! though what is the point of owning a pair of Gucci sandals worth $2,000 for your "digital closet" beats me

 

[Jark]

it's actually fucking CHRONIC for the environment as well. one NFT sale is equivalent to the production of 68 vinyls or something mad.

 

[VoR]

How does it WORK?

I keep reading about how Bitcoin is awful for the environment too. I thought the whole point was that it's all IMAGINARY?

 

[RJN]

I miss the good old days when pop stars just sold music and Oreos and Champagne

 

[Diddy]

Well you can’t spell non-fungible token without NON-FUN


Amiriiiight???

 

[Pipo]

"Let me fuck up the environment with something you can't physically own instead of producing vinyl, CD's or cassettes, but make it WORSE"

 

[OutSynk]

First audio piece

 

[OutSynk]

Whatever that is it’s already better than Don’t Wait Up.

 

[K.C.]

Is that artwork from the best online sex game of 2019?

 

[COB]

Is that artwork from the best online sex game of 2019?

You won't last thirty seconds

 

[COB]

They even do FASHION now hun! though what is the point of owning a pair of Gucci sandals worth $2,000 for your "digital closet" beats me

Can you wear them in The Sims?

 

[OutSynk]

You won't last thirty seconds

I can hear this post.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Jark]

that third one is... truly disgusting.

 

[OutSynk]

that third one is... truly disgusting.

Current highest offer: $5,000.00.

 

[Diddy]

Oh so what are the NFTs, the artwork or the music?

Edit: sorry audio pieces

 

[GNL]

Oh Shakira, not tentacle porn.

 

[Pipo]

none of this would be happening if you gays wouldn't have abandoned Don't Wait Up 5 minutes after it was released and now bitch is serving us expensive, hazardous, Earth-destroying MEMES.

 

[Pipo]

oh my, they remind me of those Heavy Metal comic books my straight brother used to buy

Spoiler: omg tits

 

[straightorbroken]

Quite heavy tits.

 

[Pipo]

Quite heavy tits.

I thought she felt lucky that her breasts were small and humble

 

[straightorbroken]

I thought she felt lucky that her breasts were small and humble

They're now massive and absolutely full of themself.

 

[GNL]

The Pandora Papers: Secret files from 14 law firms reveal more than 700 offshore companies linked to Spain

This global investigation led by the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists (ICIJ) exposes the murky business dealings of politicians, millionaires and artists from more than 90 countries

english.elpais.com

Omg Shakira please just pay your taxes.