Share your PEARLS OF WISDOM

[Cerro de Casa]

Never pose for a picture like this

 

[jyxz]

Ne’er cast a clout til May be out​

 

[octophone]

Life
Is ACTUALLY
NOT
A
Cabaret
​

...but if it was, a whole shit-ton of people would need to learn that they are NOT the main character...

 

[octophone]

If you pick a Guinea pig up by the tail its eyes will fall out.

Nah, you need to swing 'em about a bit first.

 

[octophone]

If the crowd are behind you, you're facing the wrong way.

 

[octophone]

People with great vision can still bump into things.

 

[octophone]

If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is there to hear it, will the Da!ly Mail still blame Meghan Markle?

 

[Diddy]

Trust the Duchess

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Never
Trust
A
Stranger

With
Your
Heart​

 

[Marina Salty]

Wise people's children cook before they get hungry

 

[jyxz]

Wise people's children cook before they get hungry

Wiser people cook children

 

[SystemAddict]

 

[big ron]

Not a pearl of wisdom as such but I was shown a very important lesson quite a while ago in my life that tomorrow might be your last day, and as I became quite impulsive where as I used to be a bit lazy and thus static. And you know what, I’ve had quite the life since.

 

[big ron]

Thats actually true but what I’ve basiclaly said is yolo, so my pearl of wisdom is #yolo

 

[big ron]

If I should die suddenly please let that be my moopy legacy

 

[Nancy]

STORE YOUR TUPPERWARE WITH LIDS ON

 

[vespertine]

Not a pearl of wisdom as such but I was shown a very important lesson quite a while ago in my life that tomorrow might be your last day, and as I became quite impulsive where as I used to be a bit lazy and thus static. And you know what, I’ve had quite the life since.

I love this.

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Diddy]

That’s good advice!
Laugh more and ignore what that horrid @Iguana has been saying about you

 

[Iguana]

That’s good advice!
Laugh more and ignore what that horrid @Iguana has been saying about you

I only called you a cunt, love

 

[Iguana]

He who hesitates


is LOST.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

My sugar is raw
Sticky & sweet
Stick-----DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE!!

 

[Diddy]

I only called you a cunt, love

 

[Indie]

Never eat any colour of snow.

 

[big ron]

STORE YOUR TUPPERWARE WITH LIDS ON

Why?

 

[octophone]

Why?

Cos beasties can get in if you don't.

 

[big ron]

Cos beasties can get in if you don't.

Free protein

 

[Sardonicus]

TASTE & TRY IT BEFORE YOU BUY IT

 

[Sardonicus]

Oh, & A STITCH IN TIME SAVES NINE