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I hope no one objects to MORE PICTURES OF BABY GOATS.
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As long as it doesn't go the same way as the last animal pictures thread, knock yerselves out...
I hope no one objects to MORE PICTURES OF BABY GOATS.
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That's why I put it in quotation marks!That is incorrect
I used to be married to my son’s mother, yes.
Yay, hump day
Sexy goat tsunami* incoming....As long as it doesn't go the same way as the last animal pictures thread, knock yerselves out...
Is that a cultural thing?![]()

You getting humped?
Sexy goat tsunami* incoming....
*in session with Marc Riley tomorrow
As long as it doesn't go the same way as the last animal pictures thread, knock yerselves out...
I APPLIED TO THIS COMPANY TO BE LOCKED IN A ROOM FOR 14 DAYS WHILE THEY TEST VACCINES IN DEVELOPMENT (NOT COVID) AND THEY PAY AROUND £4500. ANYWAY, THEY’VE LEFT ME A VOICEMAIL.
YES. I WILL EVEN BE ABLE TO WORK FROM MY ROOM (PROVIDING I DON’T FALL SERIOUSLY ILL OR DIE).Can you have a computer during it? If so, WORTH IT
Just don't lick the envelopes.What is the situation with CHRISTMAS CARDS in a Covid world? I only give a few these days, but are they BANNED this year?
There’s a hot guy on my bus route however we’ve never acknowledged each other before, today though he said ‘after you fella’ and let me on the bus before him, this is surely the start of something beautiful right?!?
Am I the only weirdo who had bus friends? When I was without a car for many months I used to catch the same time buses every day and after a few weeks I had made friends with postie-bloke who used to get my going-home bus into work because he worked nights in the sorting office, vet girl (she worked in a vet clinic down the road from my work) and Mencap scarf lady (worked for Mencap and always wore a big scarf). When I then got my new car I was driving home past the bus stop and Mencap scarf lady was stood there and it was freezing (February) so I stopped and offered her a lift into town. I also offered a lift to vet girl one morning on the way in because she was alone at the bus stop but I think she thought I was some kind of homicidal weirdo (she recognised me from the bus at least) and said she had to go to the town centre first to pick something up so declined my invitation. I LOVE LICKING THEM. I LIKE THE TASTE OF THE GLUE. ALTHOUGH NOW I’VE WRITTEN THAT, I’VE JUST REALISED THAT I NEED TO CHECK IF IT’S VEGAN OR NOT.Just don't lick the envelopes.
OKAY WELL DON’T POST THEM FOR A FEW DAYS AFTER YOU’VE LICKED THEM THENI LOVE LICKING THEM. I LIKE THE TASTE OF THE GLUE. ALTHOUGH NOW I’VE WRITTEN THAT, I’VE JUST REALISED THAT I NEED TO CHECK IF IT’S VEGAN OR NOT.
THANK YOU. ME TOO.I hope we do become BUS FRIENDS, or maybe even BUS LOVERS.
Am I the only weirdo who had bus friends? When I was without a car for many months I used to catch the same time buses every day and after a few weeks I had made friends with postie-bloke who used to get my going-home bus into work because he worked nights in the sorting office, vet girl (she worked in a vet clinic down the road from my work) and Mencap scarf lady (worked for Mencap and always wore a big scarf). When I then got my new car I was driving home past the bus stop and Mencap scarf lady was stood there and it was freezing (February) so I stopped and offered her a lift into town. I also offered a lift to vet girl one morning on the way in because she was alone at the bus stop but I think she thought I was some kind of homicidal weirdo (she recognised me from the bus at least) and said she had to go to the town centre first to pick something up so declined my invitation.
Actually, after typing all of this I've realised that southern people don't like to chat with strangers on public transport.
HeyI can’t logon to Grindr anymore, every notification gives me a mini panic attack.