Should we have a Wednesday forum?

[Tisch]

I can’t logon to Grindr anymore, every notification gives me a mini panic attack.

How are you?

 

[COB]

hi m8

 

[Lucille]

I actually can’t deal with it unless I’m on a LOT of coke.

 

[GNL]

Am I the only weirdo who had bus friends? When I was without a car for many months I used to catch the same time buses every day and after a few weeks I had made friends with postie-bloke who used to get my going-home bus into work because he worked nights in the sorting office, vet girl (she worked in a vet clinic down the road from my work) and Mencap scarf lady (worked for Mencap and always wore a big scarf). When I then got my new car I was driving home past the bus stop and Mencap scarf lady was stood there and it was freezing (February) so I stopped and offered her a lift into town. I also offered a lift to vet girl one morning on the way in because she was alone at the bus stop but I think she thought I was some kind of homicidal weirdo (she recognised me from the bus at least) and said she had to go to the town centre first to pick something up so declined my invitation.

Actually, after typing all of this I've realised that southern people don't like to chat with strangers on public transport.

Very true. If somebody tried to strike up a friendship with me on the bus I would probably squeeze myself out of one of the little windows.

That might be why somebody called me a SOUTHERN CUNT on the night bus in Fresher's Week all those years ago

 

[Jark]

I've deleted grindr and my life is better for it

although my bed is no warmer

 

[Tisch]

hi m8

Want to join a sex party?

 

[COB]

Want to join a sex party?

No, but do you have any gold watches or similar jewelry you could put on and take pictures of you wearing?

 

[COB]

(that was a genuine person who used to message me every couple of months about it - I always felt like I was breaking his heart when I broke my £12 CASIO WATCH SHAME to him each time)

 

[Lucille]

Although saying that I’ve got a HUNGRY BUSSY right now.

 

[RJN]

Grindr is so unsettling (I still have it though ) Bumble is so much better

 

[Tisch]

Grindr is so unsettling (I still have it though ) Bumble is so much better

Isn't that where the GIRL has to make the first move?

 

[RJN]

Isn't that where the GIRL has to make the first move?

Well yes... but not if there aren't any girls involved!

 

[Lucille]

Isn't that where the GIRL has to make the first move?

Maybe the bottoms have to make the first move, which personally I would NOT be into.

 

[RJN]

Maybe the bottoms have to make the first move, which personally I would NOT be into.

This is the joke I was going to make, but I wasn't sure if it would go down well

 

[Tisch]

Well yes... but not if there aren't any girls involved!

We stan a gay friendly app

 

[Tisch]

This is the joke I was going to make, but I wasn't sure if it would go down well

No, we don't like slutty jokes round here. Go take that chaste membership test again and come back when you've passed x

 

[Lucille]

This is the joke I was going to make, but I wasn't sure if it would go down well

Nothing too basic or filthy for us hun. x

 

[Soldi]

I keep getting likes on Tinder but don’t find any of them attractive

NOT EVEN A BIT

 

[RJN]

No, we don't like slutty jokes round here. Go take that chaste membership test again and come back when you've passed x

Nothing too basic or filthy for us hun. x

These are very mixed signals. I'm gonna have to go with my natural inclination (@Lucille's advice)

 

[Tisch]

I keep getting likes on Tinder but don’t find any of them attractive

NOT EVEN A BIT

LOWER YOUR BAR

 

[RJN]

I keep getting likes on Tinder but don’t find any of them attractive

NOT EVEN A BIT

The problem with the apps is that its so easy to reject people that would probably be perfectly nice/likable/good looking in real life. Too bad its the only way to meet people during a pandemic

 

[Soldi]

LOWER YOUR BAR

I HAVE

But it’s still just mainly ANNOYING EIGHTEEN YEAR OLDS, none of which scream TOP

 

[Lucille]

If you don’t find them attractive then why are YOU liking them?!!

 

[Tisch]

(@Soldi I'm joking, go with what feels right. But sometimes, we all need a little boning. Just be jolly careful and stay alert xx)

 

[Soldi]

(@Soldi I'm joking, go with what feels right. But sometimes, we all need a little boning. Just be jolly careful and stay alert xx)

Thanks DAD

 

[Soldi]

If you don’t find them attractive then why are YOU liking them?!!

They’re liking ME, and the ones I LIKE don’t back so no matches for poor lonely Soldi

 

[Tisch]

@Soldi also sometimes some KISSING AND FROT fun is fine. We can't ALL be fucked ALL THE TIME

 

[Tisch]

Thanks DAD

Use a condom

 

[Lucille]

I was actually a total tummy swords gay for ages.

However once I POPPED I really COULDN’T STOP.

 

[Soldi]

The problem with the apps is that its so easy to reject people that would probably be perfectly nice/likable/good looking in real life. Too bad its the only way to meet people during a pandemic

Well I suppose there is THAT but then I’m SOMEWHAT known for posting rather nice remarks about certain posters that have shown their face on here

 

[Lucille]

Actually the longer I go without sex the more abstract I’m finding it, I watch porn and just think ‘what are you doing, this is so dumb!’.

 

[RJN]

Well I suppose there is THAT but then I’m SOMEWHAT known for posting rather nice remarks about certain posters that have shown their face on here

Well then take your standards here and bring them to Tinder (no offense meant to anyone. I don't know what anyone looks like).

I went on a few dates on a whim with a guy who I didn't think was that attractive who I felt I could connect with. And the dates were so good. Too bad he ghosted me

 

[Soldi]

I went on a few dates on a whim with a guy who I didn't think was that attractive who I felt I could connect with. And the dates were so good. Too bad he ghosted me

CUDDLE FOR SOLDI

 

[Tisch]

Actually the longer I go without sex the more abstract I’m finding it, I watch porn and just think ‘what are you doing, this is so dumb!’.

I think that might also be something to do with turning 32 ()

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have found sex to be utterly tedious for quite a few years.

 

[Lucille]

I think that might also be something to do with turning 32 ()

I’M 29.

 

[GNL]

Actually the longer I go without sex the more abstract I’m finding it, I watch porn and just think ‘what are you doing, this is so dumb!’.

"Why would you even WANT that many cocks up there?"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Actually the longer I go without sex the more abstract I’m finding it, I watch porn and just think ‘what are you doing, this is so dumb!’.

I hate those moments when you accidentally apply critical thought to sex and porn. Everything comes crashing down so quickly.

 

[Tisch]

I’M 29.

WOOPS/SURE JAN

(delete as appropriate)

 

[Iguana]

I keep getting likes on Tinder but don’t find any of them attractive

NOT EVEN A BIT

I read this as NOT EVEN BT
(poor @ButterTart )