Simon Cowell: The Next Act

[PercyPig]

Watched the first episode and… wtf? Like what was this? Why is it so dated with shots of the paparazzi like it was the X-Factor heydays? And why did it ignore XF altogether. It made it out XF never existed and Simons number ones record had nothing to do with it.

Why was a 16 year old boy likened being like a young Mel C(!)?

Why is PETE WATERMAN(!?) on this berating Gen-Z’ers for not learning a BSB song for 5 days straight!

Why did his team of experts have no social media experience?

Why is Eric’s only friend the housekeeper?

 

[Ellie]

This sounds worse than that Jason Derulo “Project Icon” shite.

 

[Inner Smile]

I've no time for the bloke these days

 

[PercyPig]

This sounds worse than that Jason Derulo “Project Icon” shite.

Honestly it’s so campy I’m kinda loving it

Simon on a chaise lounge with a drip in his arm moaning about having to go to his stepsons graduation.

CAMP!

 

[VoR]

The first single is midweek #13, which I’m sure is totally legit