Since WHEN is Gary Barlow a wine expert?

[Suedehead]

First I see a GARY BARLOW wine bottle at the supermarket (BOTTOM SHELF at Tesco, if you must know)

And now he's on my telly doing some kind of vineyard tour?

FUCK OFF

 

[jivafox]

Is it another TAX DODGE?

 

[funky]

Oh aren’t you following him on Instagram?

My friend keeps sending me his stories. It’s the most excruciating thing I’ve ever seen

 

[funky]

SO NATURAL

SO ORGANIC

SO REAL LIFE

 

[Suedehead]

Where Kylie leads I suppose....

 

[Suedehead]

SO NATURAL

SO ORGANIC

SO REAL LIFE

The CRINGE jumped out

 

[funky]

Hi bio is a quote like

“My memories are best when surrounded by friends with a nice bottle of wine” - Gary Barlow

Yes he name checks his own quote on his own bio on his own insta page

Because Gary Barlow!

 

[Joseph]

I’ve seen better acting in a Heidi Montag video

 

[funky]

“Gary please can you naturally move your glass naturally across the line of bottles so we can naturally capture the range in motion, naturally. Just make it look natural”

 

[funky]

OH YEAH *nods*

 

[Joseph]

Wow I’m shook at the Oscar Caliber performance

 

[funky]

I SWEAR SOMEBODY IS SETTING HIM UP

 

[jyxz]

I SWEAR SOMEBODY IS SETTING HIM UP

Suspect #1

 

[Rita]

OH DEAR.

The worst thing about it is it will probably sell, but to be honest I haven’t yet went near a bottle of Kylie wine either.

 

[Pipo]

and I feel bad when I try to record a TikTok this is WILD; thank God he doesn't make a living as an influencer.

 

[Suedehead]

Suspect #1

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JUSTICE FOR TJE MONKEY

 

[Suedehead]

OH DEAR.

The worst thing about it is it will probably sell, but to be honest I haven’t yet went near a bottle of Kylie wine either.

The Prosecco is divine actually

 

[Halli]

The Kylie wine is meant to be lovely. I have never tasted it, but bought it for a few people. Its got a good rep.

I had a bottle of GRAHAM NORTON red wine the other month, it was the only thing in the off licence. it was DESGUSTENG!

 

[Rita]

The Prosecco is divine actually

I’ll take your word for it.

 

[Mugatu]

The Kylie rosé is too sweet for my palate but I did feel fabulous drinking it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Kylie stuff is alright. It seems better than it was, that or I've been conditioned.

Credit to her though, it's fucking everywhere.

 

[Joseph]

Yeah they sell it here locally

 

[jivafox]

The Kylie rosé and Prosecco are nice and her non-alcoholic stuff is pretty impressive too.

Now, her sauvignon blanc on the other hand is DESPICABLE and tastes homophobic.

 

[Suedehead]

Oh I wouldn't touch her Sauvy B. Wouldn't even clean my toilet wivv it to be fair

The Proseccy on either hand is lovely and a bargain for middle aged homosexuals with expendable income!!

 

[lolly]

Seeing his solo performances on the old TOTPs shows that he really does struggle with charisma and any compelling sense of magnetism, and I think he still struggles with it.

Sometimes it comes across as quite charming in its own right, but it's a very close thing a lot of the time.

 

[Suedehead]

In fact I bet her wine range has made more money than Gary Barlow's entire solo career!!!

 

[lolly]

I thought Kylie's non-alcoholic one was awful. Much rather have a bottle of Shloer.

 

[Rita]

In fact I bet her wine range has more made money than Gary Barlow's entire solo career!!!

Kylie is mega successful in wine! Gary Barlow was never successful in solo hits.

I have never tried it or been tempted with Kylie wine personally, but I am sure if I was at a loose end I wouldn’t turn it down.

 

[Generic Account]

Kylie non alcoholic rosé is loverly.

 

[Suedehead]

We need a separate thread on nonalcoholic drinks actually - some are really good these days aren't they