So it looks like the S Club revival is really happening...

[VoR]

Oh Paul...

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[Euphoria]

I've been having a hum of 'Don't Stop Moving', only to realise that it's actually the (significantly more fabulous) Livin' Joy effort, which just goes to show how memorable S Club are in CASA S-C

Back to WORK CLUB EVERYONE (apart from Tubby, who's welcome to nip round for Battenburg)

!

 

[Doodvid]

Oh Paul...

Since when did S Club employ Tony Slattery?

 

[Zu]

Oh Paul...

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Why has he got that dreadful haircut and why is he wearing that disgusting shirt? :grr:

 

[Zu]

Is it a WIG?

 

[Kala]

He looks like a BUTCH LESBAIN!

 

[lolly]

Why has he got that dreadful haircut and why is he wearing that disgusting shirt? :grr:

I fear we've lost another one to lesbianism

 

[Zu]

I mean FOR GOD'S SAKE why doesn't he shave his hair off and grow a beard to get a few Greatest Hits sales off bear fans because, let's face it, NO-ONE ELSE is going to buy it!

 

[Zu]

Didn't they also go down the BIB FRONT road with Guiseppe or whatever his name was on X Factor last year in an ever-doomed-to-failure attempt to hide the pie gut?

 

[lolly]

Why don't they just follow the Wilson Phillips route and hide him (and Jo) behind a rock and allow the nubile young lovelies to twirl around them?

 

[Slave]

On a more positive note, Tina, Hannah, Rachel and Jon look good.

 

[Slave]

And Jo looked a little less Shirley Carter...so I guess things are moving in the right direction for her too

 

[Zu]

Why don't they just follow the Wilson Phillips route and hide him (and Jo) behind a rock and allow the nubile young lovelies to twirl around them?

I initially thought that Jo might be pregnant but it seems unlikely in someone that unpleasant and elderly. Karma always visits, and God always heads for the womb

I'm becoming rather transfixed by the frightening grimacing at 1:58 accompanied by thoroughly FLAT singing

 

[Slave]

If I was Hannah, I'd probably grimace at every reminder of that poking me in the past.

 

[VoR]

Paul's hilariously awkward 'Dancing' is putting me in mind of Liza Minnelli's bemused attempt to bop along to Margarita Pracatan's transcendental take on 'New York New York'.

I mean was there ANY KIND OF REHEARSAL?

 

[Zu]

I mean was there ANY KIND OF REHEARSAL?

I do hope they've got something else going on in their lives or at least a box of super-strength benzos and perhaps some crayons or Fuzzy Felts. I'm in need of a stiff one as a mere viewer

 

[VoR]

Imagine if you'd bought tour tickets for this shit on the strength of THAT.

I mean it's not exactly The Way You Make Me Feel live on This Morning IS IT?

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[Slave]

The set up of that performance remains amazing.

"Got to let you know..."
"I'm irresisTIBLE"

*everyone turns to look at Lisa*

"Baby CAN'T YOU SEE..."
*frantically flaps fan*
"...You're the one for MEEEEE"

 

[Pipo]

DREADFUL

(S Club that is) Not Steps who thanks to that performance a lot of Gifs/Memes were spawned and spread all through Moopy for months

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I initially thought that Jo might be pregnant but it seems unlikely in someone that unpleasant and elderly. Karma always visits, and God always heads for the womb

 

[Steptacular]

The set up of that performance remains amazing.

"Got to let you know..."
"I'm irresisTIBLE"

*everyone turns to look at Lisa*

"Baby CAN'T YOU SEE..."
*frantically flaps fan*
"...You're the one for MEEEEE"

Awww memories of my early days here and the bustling Steps forum.

 

[dUb]

The new version of the Greatest Hits already in the bargain bucket

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Best-Greate...261550&sr=1-2&keywords=s+club+7+greatest+hits

 

[dUb]

This is the GREAT LONG LOST SONG 'Rain' - standard pleasant S Club midtempo fare really

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[Slave]

Why on EARTH have they stuck 'Friday Night' on the greatest hits? Surely there are more notable unreleased tracks from their back-catalogue?

 

[dUb]

Yeah weird. They're definitely performing Bring The House Down on the tour as it's part of some app they have. I've never liked it so I'll be folding my arms and sitting down for that.

 

[dUb]

Ticket sales for Glasgow apparently diabolical. 4th row available for example.

 

[dUb]

Not looking too shabby in the CD booklet

 

[Whatevar]

I would say Jo looks shabby there but assume you were fixating on Paul. Airbrushing is wonderful. I still would.

 

[Pipo]

so are huge foreheads attractive in foreign countries then? I should definitely move somewhere else.

 

[straightorbroken]

Bradley looks like a post-chemo Heather Small.

 

[dUb]

OMG

 

[Marilyn]

Jo would look so much better with long hair

 

[Kala]

What is that expression on Jon's face like? Hannah also looks completely disinterested!

 

[monsta]

Does not look promising.

 

[Sharla]

I bet Jo gets the most dreadful damp patches.

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[Doodvid]

Rachel did 'Some Girls' and 'Sweet Dreams My L.A Ex'.

 

[Slave]

And they didn't even appear to bat an eyelid at the fact she was miming to a decade-old vocal.

Then again, if it's good enough for Britney...

 

[Pipo]

Hannah looks rough as holes unlike QUEENS Rachel/Tina, they should totally forma duet a la Mini Viva (without the getting dropped thing)

 

[COB]

Hannah would look better in Paul's outfit (and dare I say it, vice versa )

 

[straightorbroken]

What did they all do for the solo spots?

I hope Jo did What Hurts The Most with a background montage loop of her rocking back and forth with that Addidas cap on, in slow motion to convey the brutal pathos that goes hand in hand with the consequences of televised casual racism.