So it looks like the S Club revival is really happening...

[Jark]

I was a bit reading this description on Paul's latest YouTube video (229 views and countin')

Hello There Everyone . I hope this video finds you well. Alllow me to introduce myself my name is Paul Cattermole... I AM a big fat nothing, a complete and utter Zero, and the time has come to share this online.

I don't even know what to say about this to be honest

except that once again people need to understand when to log off the internet!

 

[Rita]

Amelia Lily is now a member of the Geordie Shore family.

 

[Pipo]

what the FUCK happened to Paul? I am agog. HE looks 53 on that youtube clip

 

[dUb]

A new CHEAP AND NASTY compilation seems to be doing moderate business (#25 in the chart update)

Spoiler: Tracklisting

Disc 1
1. S Club Party - S Club 7
2. Bring It All Back - S Club 7
3. Don't Stop Movin' - S Club 7
4. Say Goodbye - S Club
5. Reach - S Club 7
6. Natural - S Club 7
7. You - S Club 7
8. Alive - S Club
9. So Right - S Club 7
10. The Long & Winding Road - S Club 7
11. Everybody Get Pumped - S Club
12. Gangsta Love - S Club
13. Summertime Feeling - S Club 7
14. Gonna Change the World - S Club 7
15. Love Train - S Club 7
16. Everybody Wants You - S Club 7
17. Sunshine - S Club 7
18. All in Love Is Fair - S Club 7

Disc 2
1. Never Had a Dream Come True - S Club 7
2. Have You Ever - S Club 7
3. You're My Number One - S Club 7
4. Two in a Million - S Club 7
5. Love Ain't Gonna Wait for You - S Club
6. Bring the House Down - S Club 7
7. Viva La Fiesta - S Club 7
8. If It's Love - S Club 7
9. I'll Be There - S Club 7
10. Right Guy - S Club 7
11. Discotek - S Club
12. Whole Lotta Nothing - S Club
13. Dance Dance Dance - S Club 7
14. Friday Night - S Club 7
15. The Colour of Blue - S Club 7
16. Our Time Has Come - S Club 7
17. Hello Friend - S Club 7
18. Hey Kitty Kitty - S Club

Disc 3
1. S Club Party (Jason Nevins Club Mix) - S Club 7
2. Bring It All Back (K-Klass Club Mix) - S Club 7
3. Reach (Almighty Remix) - S Club 7
4. Bring the House Down (Solaris Mix) - S Club 7
5. Two in a Million (Boyfriends & Birthdays Version) - S Club 7
6. You're My Number One (Almighty Mix) - S Club 7
7. Stronger (ATFC Twelvetoten Vocal) - S Club 7
8. Love Ain't Gonna Wait for You (Illicit Vocal Mix) - S Club
9. Perfect Christmas - S Club 7

 

[jivafox]

I think @Iguana bought that.

 

[Iguana]

I think @Iguana bought that.

 

[octophone]

Remember that the midweeks tend to reflect actual sales and once streaming goes in, the changes are massive. It won't be in the 100.

 

[dUb]

Oh yep fair point!

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Remember that the midweeks tend to reflect actual sales and once streaming goes in, the changes are massive. It won't be in the 100.

Based on recent sales it's already sold enough to be top 50 so I expect it will stay in the 40 by Friday

 

[octophone]

Based on recent sales it's already sold enough to be top 50 so I expect it will stay in the 40 by Friday

Ooh, OK. Fair dos.

 

[straightorbroken]

Would Steps let these STOOLS support them on tour? As humiliating as it may sound, I think it would be their most shrewd move since Jo stopped Fiona Philips on the street to ask about affordable beauty products and got a GMTV inrerview out of it on the condition that she wore an Addidas cap and rocked back and forth whenever Philips electrocuted her.

 

[dUb]

There seems to be ANOTHER ONE afoot

 

[Apoca]

 

[ButterTart]

Edit. Apoca beat me to it.

 

[Diddy]

 

[Ellie]

Poor Paul now has a Tarot card reading YouTube channel.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Poor Paul now has a Tarot card reading YouTube channel.

WHAT?!

 

[Ellie]

WHAT?!

Seems to be advertising personal readings so lord knows what he makes from that.

https://youtube.com/@PaulCattTarot

 

[Apoca]

Seems to be advertising personal readings so lord knows what he makes from that.

https://youtube.com/@PaulCattTarot

"Have ever loved and lost somebody?"

 

[Rita]

I read only the other day that Jo has back issues and can’t dance to Reach anymore. I suppose SOMETHING needs to fund her fledgling solo career.

 

[Diddy]

I can’t even remember the dance

Does it just mean she can’t reach anymore?

 

[jivafox]

Who said that amazing joke about Jo's back problems? You shouldn't laugh but she is a bit racist and it really tickled me.

 

[Rita]

TAROT READING ANYONE?

 

[dUb]

BETTER HAIR

 

[Kratz]

LETS HAVE A TALK TO THE TAROT

 

[Apoca]

"Oh no, Tina, I'm sorry but I've drawn HELL for y-"

"FIRE OUT NOW!"

 

[supermassive]

Imagine pulling a tarot card and this being on the card

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The title of this topic always kills me a bit as if the S Club reunion was the one we were REALLY WAITING FOR

 

[Rita]

Did they not already have a reunion? Was it successful? I can’t really imagine people wanting to fill arenas to see them in 2023? I could more see them being successful in the same sort of nostalgia route the likes of Five, Atomic Kitten and The Honeyz follow now.

 

[Rita]

Oh I see they already do follow that route. All 3 of them.

 

[Pipo]

P*Pjustice are confident they are reuniting for a tour starting on September.

 

[VoR]

 

[Kratz]

Why are they acting as though they didn’t already do this a couple of years ago? There was quite a successful tour.

It’s hardly VOYAGE

 

[SystemAddict]

Maybe it’s going to be a JUNIORS REUNION.

 

[Pipo]

I told you and no one believed me!

 

[Iguana]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

If it’s a tour. I can see a spot at Hoopla

Rachel Stevens already booked in both days so let’s assume one of them is solo and one S Club

 

[straightorbroken]

Shaking back and forth just thinking about it.

 

[Kratz]

I am positively DOOLALLY with disinterest

 

[Rita]

Why are they acting as though they didn’t already do this a couple of years ago? There was quite a successful tour.

It’s hardly VOYAGE

Sorry to hijack but I wonder if the Spice Girls will head down that route next…