So it looks like the S Club revival is really happening...

[straightorbroken]

The Beatles surely

As if Paul McCartney won't want one last lap of outstanding achievement awards.

 

[Pipo]

Sorry to hijack but I wonder if the Spice Girls will head down that route next…

There was some lovely trolling from Mrs. VB on her Insta Stories earlier today.

 

[Rita]

There was some lovely trolling from Mrs. VB on her Insta Stories earlier today.

DEETS?

 

[Pipo]

DEETS?

She's hawking another lipstick yet again and said something along the lines of "Here's how to achieve a 90's lip look like the one I had for Posh back in the group".
After applying it she goes, "OMG This makes me want to cut off my hair into a bob, put on a black dress and get up on a stage with the girls".

BITCH!

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope she brings out a union jack dress and says "OMG this makes me want to cut off my hair into a bob, put on a black balaclava and go through George Michael's bin!"

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Kratz]

Credit where it’s due. Tina looks great.

 

[Devil]

If it’s a tour. I can see a spot at Hoopla

Rachel Stevens already booked in both days so let’s assume one of them is solo and one S Club

If these NO MARKS cause a Rach solo gig to be cut off I’m going to be bloody raging.

 

[jyxz]

Jo and Nadine Dorries separated at birth?

Has Tina got new teeth?

 

[Shoat]

Tina hasn't aged a day

I'm still waiting for some Tik Tokker to discover and unleash FIRE OUT NOW on an unsuspecting world.

 

[lolly]

Best watch out for traction alopecia, Tina.

 

[Pipo]

what an awful arm tattoo on Jo

 

[dUb]

 

[dUb]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Did Paul PREDICT THIS?

 

[Shoat]

Hannah looks like the more glamorous evil twin of Emma Bunton.

Tina is still 19 years old.

Paul is.

 

[Rita]

Tina looks younger now than she did in ‘99.

 

[IntoTheDark]

I'm surprised they are performing at the o2 as the final date of the tour. Given all their collective ailments... it's likely to be S CLUB 3 by that point

 

[supermassive]

Jo's back will give in after one show of carrying their vocals on her back

 

[Pipo]

Jo's back will give in after one show of carrying their vocals on her back

Given the current status of her actual back it'll be a nightmare.

 

[Pipo]

Seeing Double (Post)

 

[GNL]

Tina's doing her dance
Jon's looking for romance
Paul's getting down on the floor
While Hannah's screaming out for more (ooh hoo!)
Wanna see Bradley swing
Wanna see Rachel do her thing

Jo's back will give in after one show

 

[cwej]

Oh Paul. What happened?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh Paul. What happened?

No one really knows. Though it did happen like 15 years ago.

 

[cwej]

Tina is 46! She looks incredible!!

 

[cwej]

No one really knows. Though it did happen like 15 years ago.

I know, but... he looks even more different now.

 

[Pipo]

Where's the BUDGET?
Is Simon Fuller still behind all of this? I'm asking because they couldn't even hire a stylist! Paul looks like they just texted him "Hey wup2?" and took an Uber to meet them at a Pumpkin nearby

 

[cwej]

I used to fancy him SO MUCH

 

[Generic Account]

I mean he is 46. He looks a lot more together than he did a few years back and doesn't look much different from the average 46 year old in the street.

Not everyone can be a TINA.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not everyone can be a TINA.

 

[Sheena]

Someone suggested on Twitter that Rachel Stevens’ rather bizarre both day on the lineup at Mighty Hoopla could be one day solo and one day a surprise S Club appearance.

 

[lolly]

Paul would look 50% better immediately if he just got a decent haircut.

 

[jyxz]

yes Paul was my pick once upon a time. A similar-ish look to Brock from Pokémon (which made me semi fancy a cartoon……)

 

[Devil]

Oh he was fit as fuck in the day, but it’s been over 20 years since then so I’ve accepted it now

 

[jivafox]

My sister wants to go to this. I’m hesitant because the last time I saw S Club 3 at Pride I spent the entire set screaming “Jo is a racist”. What if she remembers?

 

[Sheena]

My sister wants to go to this. I’m hesitant because the last time I saw S Club 3 at Pride I spent the entire set screaming “Jo is a racist”. What if she remembers?

What, what if she remembers being a racist?

WELL...

 

[jivafox]

What, what if she remembers being a racist?

WELL...

 

[Tisch]

Can't help but feel bad for Paul. His face is that of someone who really doesn't want to be there. He must want the cash/didn't want to let the others down, but is it worth all the dragging he's getting from it? Poor guy.

 

[VoR]

It's a cute throwback but making poor Paul stand side facing feels a bit cruel.

 

[Christian]

No cuddle for Jo from Jon!