SORBVISION SHOWCASE #1 (WE ARE NOW LIVE!)

[ButterTart]

Another man!

It's Kala I feel sorry for. Coming back from a night of trying to slide under his personal trainer during press ups and having to contend with a wall of male vocals.

 

[Marina Salty]

Isn't she famous?

 

[ButterTart]

Miranda Lambert?!

 

[RS]

@straightorbroken did you change the order from the gala night?

So basically we have no idea if our song will show up or not?

 

[ButterTart]

I won't pretend I'm not enjoying this one.

 

[Alla]

Miranda Lambert!?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who?

 

[RS]

Five songs in and we still haven’t had anything unlistenable yet

I jinxed it.

 

[ButterTart]

Who?

You'd recognise her as a guest vocalist on the early-00s SMASH Caramella Goes Country.

 

[Generic Account]

wow this is quite empowering with a swank chorus

 

[RS]

Make it end please!

 

[straightorbroken]

@straightorbroken did you change the order from the gala night?

So basically we have no idea if our song will show up or not?

What do you take me for Rasbo?

 

[ButterTart]

Is it me or are all female country songs about murdering an annoying boyfriend?

 

[dmlaw]

Who?

She’s an ASFM veteran. @Rita was responsible for the previous appearance.

 

[ButterTart]

Is this the same song pls

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why am I getting a megamix of shit please?

 

[Alla]

That was a very risky choice but I appreciate different things, I'm sick of all that chillout music that sounds the same, so good luck, my dear.

 

[Marina Salty]

Is it two songs?

 

[RS]

Who sent two songs in one?

 

[straightorbroken]

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[straightorbroken]

Secret Love - Dannielle Gaha

 

[ButterTart]

This next one could be either @Suomi or @Music

 

[Alla]

Wait is it a megamix?

 

[dmlaw]

Is it me or are all female country songs about murdering an annoying boyfriend?

Not at all. Some of them are about how that ho had better keep her hands off your man. Or you’ll murder her.

 

[RS]

Oh God it’s a medley from hell

 

[Generic Account]

omg it's like a b-side

 

[Generic Account]

omg it's like a b-side

omg it's like a c-side

 

[Suomi]

This next one could be either @Suomi or @Music

Oh God it’s a medley from hell

 

[straightorbroken]

It seems dance diva Dannielle ripped this from her old VHS, bless her

 

[Alla]

Prediction: The poster that sent Nomi Malone is a SLUT.

 

[dmlaw]

At least when Napalm Records do this, it’s very clear that they are clips of different songs and will end soon. Also, they are clips of Napalm Records songs.

 

[Generic Account]

oh god this is 90s hell but from the 2000s.

 

[ButterTart]

I love the VHS going a bit crispy every few seconds.

 

[RS]

This is a very SorB song

 

[ButterTart]

oh god this is 90s hell but from the 2000s.

I was just thinking that she's the look of someone who would have been considered attractive in the late 90s and at literally no other point in time.

 

[Alla]

Oh I know this one I'm positive I know who sent this, but not saying a word. It's great.

 

[ButterTart]

If you're going to stand under a shower fully clothed, you could at least have the decency to make sure your t-shirt is white

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I love the VHS going a bit crispy every few seconds.

I thought there was something wrong with my TV briefly

 

[Generic Account]

Oh I actually like the little quasi-eastern riffs and runs before the instrumental break

 

[ButterTart]

I thought there was something wrong with my TV briefly

I thought there was a moth going at the lightbulb.