SORBVISION SHOWCASE #1 (WE ARE NOW LIVE!)

[RS]

It’s quite lovely as in I will give it points but never have to listen to again

 

[straightorbroken]

Yaeger - Water Pistol

 

[Generic Account]

oh it's another mumbly backcombed blonde girl in pyjamas

 

[RS]

Not too bad after all

 

[ButterTart]

I like the beat of this one. I won't lie, I'm being distracted by the three seconds of looped footage and her boobs being distressingly low down her torso.

 

[dmlaw]

I have no real objection to this style of singing but it would nice if the vocal remotely went with the backing track. Did you press the wrong button, Yeager?

 

[ButterTart]

oh it's another mumbly backcombed blonde girl in pyjamas

We should cherish this moment, we only get 33 of these per contest.

 

[RS]

I like the beat of this one. I won't lie, I'm being distracted by the three seconds of looped footage and her boobs being distressingly low down her torso.

I like the

 

[ButterTart]

I like the

I think it's savvy of her to keep all of her post-it notes attached to them so she never runs out.

 

[straightorbroken]

ΚΩΣΤΑΣ ΤΟΥΡΝΑΣ -ΑΝ Ο ΕΡΩΤΑΣ ΖΕΙ

 

[RS]

Everyone seems to have upped their game this round and I’m going to come last again

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh and this was doing so well for the first 30 seconds ...

 

[ButterTart]

A GREEK song?

In ASFM?

What chicanery is this?

 

[RS]

A GREEK song?

In ASFM?

What chicanery is this?

And she’s singing in Arabic

 

[Alla]

Here for this HOT SHIT I love different things like this, so thank you.

 

[RS]

Those Greeks they really know how to steal my money and my points

 

[ButterTart]

I love how the woman is clearly singing an entirely different song.

 

[RS]

I wonder where they found this Egyptian singer

 

[ButterTart]

I like that her outfit inspiration is mid-80s Storm from the X-Men.

 

[Alla]

Not sure why there is a skunk on her head, but lovely entry.

 

[straightorbroken]

Ladies, gentlemen and thems, the Greek Ofra Haza has arrived.

 

[straightorbroken]

Let's Stay Up - Selma Björnsdóttir

 

[RS]

So hypnotic, it makes me want to drown in the blue sea

 

[ButterTart]

Oh here we go

 

[Alla]

Is this Selma the "If I had your love" Selma?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[dmlaw]

Incidentally, since they otherwise aren’t being mentioned at all, I assume that the big white rectangle above all the song names is something to do with the avatars.

 

[RS]

Hello basic

 

[Suomi]

Let's Stay Up - Selma Björnsdóttir

This is one of my favourite songs. It’s very unusual in its structure, and when it explodes in the final minute it’s absolutely glorious

 

[Suomi]

Hello basic

This is one of my favourite songs. It’s very unusual in its structure, and when it explodes in the final minute it’s absolutely glorious

lol

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like this deserves a video. I'd love to see her bouncing around in her best stonewashed jeans and strappy top, as was the custom of the time.

 

[RS]

Oh I like it more now that it’s more instrumental

 

[Alla]

Incidentally, since they otherwise aren’t being mentioned at all, I assume that the big white rectangle above all the song names is something to do with the avatars.

I don't see any white rectangle.

 

[ButterTart]

Finally, someone with the BRAVERY to rhyme 'all night' with 'alright'.

 

[RS]

Oh I like it more now that it’s more instrumental

When it was giving me more Adam Rickett than Steps

 

[straightorbroken]

AViVA - DANGEROUS

 

[dmlaw]

Finally, someone with the BRAVERY to rhyme 'all night' with 'alright'.

Next she’ll be talking about how her desire is like a fire.

 

[RS]

Oh no, Aviva is blocked here

 

[ButterTart]

Oh no, Aviva is blocked here

Sweden is such a paradise.

 

[ButterTart]

She's forgotten to add any music bits, the silly cow.