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Sheena

Sheena

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Morning GIRLS!

I’m off to Dallas today, just for a layover before six weeks of Mexico. Annoyed the flights I wanted originally changed and I don’t get to go to Southfork and see the pool Kristin drowned in as I originally planned but THERE YOU GO.
 
Also a year since my Mum died…except it was yesterday. I managed to get the date wrong! I had it my calendar but put it in in Mexico last year and at a time rather than all day and I think the change in time zone mucked it up. I KNEW it was yesterday. Vaguely annoyed but realise it doesn’t make any difference. Had a nice little cry on the train just now.

Anyway, Moopy, remember her this way:

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It is raining. This is good, up to a point, as it means all the stones I added to the front of the house yesterday will lose their dust layer and blend in with the others.
 
Whilst I realise it’s rather a nice problem to have, ask me that about halfway through and after sitting through my 60th game of football.
 
Someone’s bringing their MUM round for a second viewing to buy my flat. How do I put them off? Thinking of leaving a slightly MUCKY DILDO on the mantelpiece during their visit?
 
Lucille said:
Someone’s bringing their MUM round for a second viewing to buy my flat. How do I put them off? Thinking of leaving a slightly MUCKY DILDO on the mantelpiece during their visit?
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If it helps with the purchase, what's the problem? (The Mum, not the mucky dildo)
 
Sheena said:
Whilst I realise it’s rather a nice problem to have, ask me that about halfway through and after sitting through my 60th game of football.
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I mean I’ll be doing the same, just in SUBURBAN SHEFFIELD.
 
Soldi said:
I mean I’ll be doing the same, just in SUBURBAN SHEFFIELD.
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Surely no one is going to (have to) watch everything? Well, obviously it’s impossible with final group matches coinciding and all that, but you know what I mean. I mean, sitting through some of those group matches is going to be a LOOOONG slog…
 
Sheena said:
Surely no one is going to (have to) watch everything? Well, obviously it’s impossible with final group matches coinciding and all that, but you know what I mean. I mean, sitting through some of those group matches is going to be a LOOOONG slog…
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I had to use up my annual leave so of course I’ll be watching South Korea v Czech Republic at 3am :disco:
 
Sheena said:
Surely no one is going to (have to) watch everything? Well, obviously it’s impossible with final group matches coinciding and all that, but you know what I mean. I mean, sitting through some of those group matches is going to be a LOOOONG slog…
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COCAINE
 
Sheena said:
Also a year since my Mum died…except it was yesterday. I managed to get the date wrong! I had it my calendar but put it in in Mexico last year and at a time rather than all day and I think the change in time zone mucked it up. I KNEW it was yesterday. Vaguely annoyed but realise it doesn’t make any difference. Had a nice little cry on the train just now.

Anyway, Moopy, remember her this way:

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WHAT A WOMAN
 
Sheena said:
Surely no one is going to (have to) watch everything? Well, obviously it’s impossible with final group matches coinciding and all that, but you know what I mean. I mean, sitting through some of those group matches is going to be a LOOOONG slog…
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I've had lots of meetings about it for reasons, I am watching absolutely none of it.
 
:goodgrief:

I mean I'd already rather DRINK BLEACH than buy any of their OVERPRICED SHITE but for fuck's sake

I really RESENT the endlessly reinforced and very ILL-INFORMED notion that gay sex is BOTTOM BUSINESS ONLY and this DOESN'T HELP AT ALL
 
Also yes we're all on a HIGH FIBRE DIET just in case a STRANGER wants to SLIP US ONE behind POUNDSTRETCHER seeing as it's PRIDE MONTH

I know it's supposed to be a JOKE but it's OFFENSIVE and pandering to UNHELPFUL STEREOTYPES

Oh I'm in a GOOD MOOD TODAY :D
 
Quite. Some of us want the food that makes our piss taste delicious. Stop cancelling piss play.
 
I don't remember it being a THING that was ever even MENTIONED in those days

I certainly never THOUGHT TWICE about it in my DABBLINGS
 
In the non-EU passport holders' queue and having to listen to AMERICANS talking about CRYPTOCURRENCY and NFTs.

Reverse Brexit!
 
Steve Davis is back at the record fair here today, selling his soul collectibles.
 
floppet said:
@Sheena Your mum looked like the kind of old lady I'm aspiring to be!
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She really was. Mad old baggage. She once genuinely clipped me round the ear for jokingly suggesting she’d voted conservative.

Never been prouder.
 
Last weekend he accidentally posted onto his Insta a video of him having a wank. He then hastily removed it and then said he'd been hacked and had lost access to his account (so who took it down...) - AND, to make it even more cringe - he said this from the same account he claimed to have lost control of and currently be trying to get back into. Then he deleted that too.
 
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