Speculate Sensibly about George Santos

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George has written to his mother to tell her he is doing well in prison, and he's made lots of friends already.
 
George has already performed Cell Block Tango for his fellow prisoners
 
Has received letters of support from three (3) Moopy posters
 
I mis-read this as Speculate Sensibly About George Sampson, and I was about to faithfully report that he had quiche for dinner today :(

I don't know what Mr Santos is up to, but I'm sure it involves lubricant.
 
George has not yet observed that little tent of blue that prisoners call the sky because he has spent the entirety of his time incarcerated staring at his own pillow.
 

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