Speculate Wildly About Enya (5 Viewers)

[Enya Dearest]

What are the chances that Enya is actually lurking on this forum using a fake account?

 

[Bypass]

Enya doesnt lurk, she frollocks.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Chances of Enya herself making an account here are 0%, but lurking/looking through without being signed in is possible.

 

[Joseph]

Enya suffers tragic fall after flicking her bean to Heated Rivalry and causing an Orinoco Flow all over the floor

 

[Shirley]

WE ARE ALL ENYA

 

[Enya Dearest]

Chances of Enya herself making an account here are 0%, but lurking/looking through without being signed in is possible.

I'm scared if she'll read all of this. I only discovered this forum yesterday.

 

[Joseph]

ENYA SEES ALL

 

[Shoat]

Enya will only read text written on parchment scroll, so we should be safe.

I could of course be horribly wrong, and she may well SMITE us over the horribly false claims that she watched the Winter Olympics.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya says delete the Taylor Swift forum.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would like a Golden Age Hollywood stars forum instead.

 

[Enya Dearest]

Enya scrolls this forum with pure disgust, casting a curse upon every single member.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya reiterates 'I wish people wouldn't think such things were going to shock me. "Wow! Does Enya watch TV?"'

 

[disneyteletubby]

That includes emojis as she wishes us a happy Valentine's Day as Gaeilge.

 

[Enya Dearest]

I hope somebody of you here sent a Valentine to Enya today?

 

[Enya Dearest]

Enya reiterates 'I wish people wouldn't think such things were going to shock me. "Wow! Does Enya watch TV?"'

Enya mentioned she's a big fan of Breaking Bad. It surprised me quite a bit, though I haven't watched it.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya mentioned she's a big fan of Breaking Bad. It surprised me quite a bit, though I haven't watched it.

Same, I haven't watched it either. The more 'shocking' ones she mentioned (when I first checked on commonsensemedia.org) are Boardwalk Empire and Vinyl.
She mentioned Strictly Come Dancing (live TV show, quite a lot of people still watch)

 

[Enya Dearest]

Same, I haven't watched it either. The more 'shocking' ones she mentioned (when I first checked on commonsensemedia.org) are Boardwalk Empire and Vinyl.
She mentioned Strictly Come Dancing (live TV show, quite a lot of people still watch)

Dancing with the Stars? I didn't expect that from Enya All these celebrity shows seem so fake and boring...

 

[disneyteletubby]

It's kind of easy to watch haha (like how some music is considered 'easy listening' or 'middle-of-the-road' MOR).
And sometimes the songs they dance to are nice (this technically includes Boadicea )

 

[disneyteletubby]

Dancing with the Stars? I didn't expect that from Enya All these celebrity shows seem so fake and boring...

She probably likes it for the dancing, and the 'escape'
Strictly is a different show (I've not watched the show Dancing With The Stars but I'd guess she watches the Irish series)
Have you read this article? (can't link it here)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Back to speculating wildly: Enya may be revisiting those two in her dreams tonight (Vito trying to escape her castle with Sarah as some awkward backpack) after rewatching that dance.

 

[Enya Dearest]

"I’m a secret dancer" it's really interesting

 

[Enya Dearest]

She probably likes it for the dancing, and the 'escape'
Strictly is a different show different (I've not watched the show Dancing With The Stars but I'd guess she watches the Irish series)
Have you read this article? (can't link it here)
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she really has a wild sense of humor

 

[disneyteletubby]

"I’m a secret dancer" it's really interesting

have you seen this clip before? Dancing with the witch as you'd call it

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is also laughing at the lines in this voiceover "the Irish enigma who could beguile the saints" and "the voice, with a soul"

 

[Joseph]

Enya spends her Valentine’s Day spreading herpes to the masses

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is now reminded of this YouTube comment and the truth (herpes/coldsore, not harps)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya blames random drinkers at the pub and the stress of touring with a band who didn't want her there, for that untimely outbreak.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is chuckling at how they all collapsed realising Ben Shephard was the runner-up on the Masked Singer
(Interviewed Enya 20 years ago:-)

And the random comment about her harp player girl's heels

 

[Bypass]

Enyas real name is Margory Hardcastle

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would like to feature some of her nieces in future music videos, but instead of paying them directly, it funds towards a future castle room.

 

[Enya Dearest]

Enya is chuckling at how they all collapsed realising Ben Shephard was the runner-up on the Masked Singer
(Interviewed Enya 20 years ago:-)

And the random comment about her harp player girl's heels

Nice interview

"have you seen this clip before? Dancing with the witch as you'd call it "
Yes I saw that before. I think everyone there is completely drunk

 

[disneyteletubby]

Haha I agree it's for the better Enya doesn't go to every family event. She was probably the biggest drinker in the Ryan household though (apparently Nicky Ryan didn't drink, Roma rarely)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was considering covering Dancing In The Moonlight, but Toploader did soon after. She thankfully wrote a better song of her own (also in Eb major) called Only Time.

 

[Enya Dearest]

Haha I agree it's for the better Enya doesn't go to every family event. She was probably the biggest drinker in the Ryan household though (apparently Nicky Ryan didn't drink, Roma rarely)

Wine is her vice

 

[disneyteletubby]

Oh yeah, she is on record for saying/agreeing that drink would be her vice.

She definitely likes good wine, champagne, probably occasional beers , cocktails and ales. Somehow I don't see her as a Baileys Irish Cream liqueur fan.

(I tried a shot glass of Bailey's at home once; I liked the ice cream taste at first but for me, any kind of alcohol burn puts me off. )

 

[disneyteletubby]

It's funny how she mentions being aggressive in the studio right after that bit

Shopping might also a vice of hers, and Roma doesn't help (at around 52 mins of the video above) and mentioned here

I love that bug evacuation story

 

[Enya Dearest]

I’d give anything to see an "aggressive Enya in the studio."

 

[disneyteletubby]

I’d give anything to see an "aggressive Enya in the studio."

Haha I imagine her vocalised aggression to be like those really high notes she almost shouts in some Latin songs (Cursum Perficio, Pax Deorum). Like her voice going quite sharp.️
(Weirdly I've heard her Watermark-era AI voice scream. )

 

[disneyteletubby]

Spoiler

^ This is the scream clip (around 9s)
The AI speaking voice kind of changed since this (mid-2024) but this AI speaking (shouting) example remains the one that's surprised me most.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Present-day Enya has been doing some saxophone improvisation but she still hasn't figured out when (if ever) she'll play it in one of her own songs.