Speculate Wildly About Enya (3 Viewers)

[Ellie]

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya really admired that opening ceremony, and its truly admirable finale: Céline à la Tour Eiffel! ♡

Spoiler: Video clip of the performance 🤩

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's insisting on getting a statue of the Eiffel Tower to wank with, Exorcist style.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is thinking of playing the piano in the rain (but making sure she has a nice umbrella propped over her)

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[AGinAg (37)]

Enya is thinking of playing the piano in the rain (but making sure she has a nice umbrella popped up inside of her)

 

[Kate]

Enya is thinking of playing the piano in the rain (but making sure she has a nice umbrella propped over her)

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She's already DEMANDED the services of the hot ginge from this evening.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya may have triple citizenship

 

[Finn]

Enya really enjoyed the Opening Ceremony, apart from 'all of that diversity'

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya realised she'd been smoking too much crack, when she found herself, painted blue, on a Parisian bridge.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya doesn't usually stare at guys in that way, but if they're some marble statue or dressed as a blue mythical figure, she cannot help it.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is set to release another song with French elements. It can be noted that her first Enya (and Nicky and Roma) song with lyrics was The Frog Prince, where Enya sang "as I walk through Paris streets, I know now what I shall find"

 

[Finn]

Enya is set to release another song with French elements.

This one's true! It's called 'An Ode To Le Pen' and will be released this autumn

 

[disneyteletubby]

Nooo

Maybe the French elements will simply be her Dior bag and beret, in a new music video.

 

[Finn]

Nooo

Maybe the French elements will simply be her Dior bag and beret, in a new music video.

And proceeds will go towards ridding France of immigrants

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is amused by how her humble abode looks more like a location in one of those world-building games,

Spoiler: as seen in this clip

but no, it's real. The courtyard looks a little empty besides the fountain, but the surrounding greenery (and inside) is full of pleasant surprises.

 

[disneyteletubby]

dried up in the 90s.

Perhaps, but Enya always has the Orinoco Flow, and almost all the songs reference water in some way.

Enya is very glad that her music isn't drying up anytime soon.

 

[Finn]

Enya has written to the IOC to suggest that at all future games the women's events are made a part of the Paralympics instead, so she doesn't have to watch them

 

[Lucille]

Enya is performing tonight at a fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya is performing tonight at a fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago.

On the stage surrounded by stolen documents.

 

[Finn]

Enya's dressing room rider for the Mar-a-Lago gig is just plates and plates of raw fish heads, and a small bottle of Diet Dr Pepper

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya likes hip-hop, in recent years she has been fascinated by the sub-genre "drill beat", and subsequent remixes of featuring her vocals (humming especially)
"Done well," Enya says, "it's far more creative than those drum machine beats heard in the 80s".

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya is contemplating why she never gets invited to perform at the Olympic ceremonies. JEALOUSY she concluded.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is contemplating why she never gets invited to perform at the Olympic ceremonies.

She would probably get the chance if Ireland hosted; they have competed since 1924.

However, Enya (others include No Doubt, Tracy Chapman) did share a track that benefited the Special Olympics in Canada, 1997 (A Very Special Christmas 3)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was mentioned in the new Deadpool movie

Enya was amused by this, and how it's the actress who played Diana in The Crown who mentioned this in-film

Enya wasn't surprised that they'd mention her somewhere though

famous confirmed Enya fans Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman.

Spoiler: Tweets and recent clip

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya has endorsed the couch JD Vance fucked for president

 

[disneyteletubby]

^ She'd rather confine him to a dungeon for remarks against childless cat ladies.

After Nike and Adidas, Enya does approve of JD Sports trainers.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Imagine being around when she first came onto the scene

Enya is honoured that she didn't need to imagine it... Sinéad asked her to speak on the album, and they did briefly meet following that.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya disagrees with the notion that it is harder to portray a woman's face in artwork. ️
She is also glad that the wax model of Sinéad didn't stay in the Dublix Wax Museum for too long.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wishes she had the confidence of her older sister to share with pride

Spoiler: (this:)

but would rather not, to avoid the homophobic comments.

However, there's a slight chance that Enya will be visiting the Pride events too

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is aware that, if the album is going to be released later than 2023, it might be this picture

(the Wikipedia photo for her )

Until a couple of days ago

Spoiler: The edit message

(Not ideal, but it wasn't that bad haha)

Enya says a better (more up-to-date) photo option will be available this Autumn.

 

[Lucille]

Enya wishes she had the confidence of her older sister to share with pride

Spoiler: (this:)

but would rather not, to avoid the homophobic comments.

However, there's a slight chance that Enya will be visiting the Pride events too

Oh she’s sick of our bullshit.

 

[disneyteletubby]

^I doubt she would be

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya disagrees with the idea of building houses on greenbelt land. She thinks the government should improve/redo existing abandoned houses instead. ->

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya called the Dublin wax museum asking to buy Sinead's withdrawn figure cause it was pretty neat.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya sent a text to Kate Bush today with a picture of a cat prowling around the castle grounds.

She did not wish Bush a Happy Birthday however

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya treats them better of course, but like Lizzo, she'll make sure that no lady in the music videos looks more like the star than herself.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She thinks Jimmy Saville was just misunderstood.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya had to fire everyone from her upcoming video cause they all looked more like the star than herself.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya can barely tread water, but she loves watching the swimming at the Olympics.
She was proud of the Irish boy who won yesterday, and kind of likes the French one who wins all his races. What's more impressive is how the audience cheer in-sync with his swimming strokes!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would like the idea of the audience clapping along (in time) to her songs during a performance.