Speculate Wildly About Enya (5 Viewers)

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has a while before filming music videos for her new songs, but is certain that she'd like to be creating magic from her hands in one or two. ️

Even more advanced than this

 

[Marina Salty]

Although it will be difficult to surpass such an advancement Enya is confident that she will.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Monty Python?

Enya agrees with Rita on this matter. What's a girl who knows The Glenties got to care about Monty?

Then again Enya does have a thing for other popular shows like Breaking Bad and mentioned Game of Thrones with interest.

I'm neutral regarding Monty Python –heard of the show, don't know if I've watched it, wouldn't go out of my way to.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya wants to live like common people
She wants to do whatever common people do
She wants to sleep with common people
She wants to watch her life slide out of view

 

[Shoat]

Enya does not accept the premise that living by herself in a giant castle is not what common people do

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya had Dido's Thank You (the original) in her head today, and part of her wishes she could get away with lyrics like those (the Mandela effect can't fool everyone).

There is a picture on Enya's wall, music-related - she sings "it rem-i-inds me, that it's not so bad".

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been skimming through some Spotify Wrapped listening numbers – probably even more for her than in 2021, but supposes it's not worth making a post about this year.
She saw the artist video from Moya and two brothers in Clannad, and will make sure that if there is an Enya artist clip next year, it'll not be awkward, and will be done in style.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has had a chill time today, and was made aware of a 1996 TOTP episode this evening. As well as at the Spice Girls' quips, Robbie, and Mysterious Girl, she smiled at the Fugees' performance featuring her track, which she receives the majority of/all royalties from.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was thinking about her favourite Chaser (Darragh, of course) as the wind howled outside the castle... 🌬

 

[Finn]

Enya has shelved her plans to cover Baby It's Cold Outside as a duet with Melissa Etheridge, due to being a lazy cow who doesn't want to do any work

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya doesn't care for meat nor poultry for Christmas, more into seafood. She shall devour a huge salmon fillet and likes a ring of prawns, lobster and crab (sorry aquarium crabs )

Oh I just found that Enya doesn't even like those (to eat)

But I might have been correct about the salmon.

This interview keeps on giving, even when Enya doesn't give much of an answer haha

Spoiler

Same haha, not been to Disneyland (though wish I could one day) and, though I'm sure she has but it's not something to talk about in an interview, I've no clue about dating.

 

[Shoat]

Enya's preferred dating venue is Pizza Hut. If her suitor displays disappointment, she deems them to be a snobbish golddigger, and they fail the test. If her suitor however is at ease, she deems them of poor taste, and they fail the test.

All who fail the test are sacrificed via immolation to the Morrigan, goddess of death.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is impressed that the creepy.org post even got the attention of the Irish broadcasters, recent posts in her favour.

Spoiler: 2 posts here

"But what's wrong with that?!"

Not the channel itself but the archives hold Enya gems - this being broadcast 39 years ago.

 

[Marina Salty]

Genuinely concerned for Luigi's fate, Enya is considering to go on a hunger strike demanding his immediate release.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Genuinely concerned for Luigi's fate,

Enya thought someone captured Mario's brother Luigi...

so she was relieved it wasn't him this time.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's so concerned she's doing a sponsored gash flash to pay for his legal fees.

Live streams tonight on OnlyFans.

 

[Shoat]

Enya and her anatomy are hugely sympathetic of Luigi's cause

She thinks it's disgusting how unequal the world is when a tiny number of individuals can squirrel away fortunes and live in big castles, whilst others have to scrimp and save for basics like a Starbucks cinnamon latte

 

[Marina Salty]

In light of recent developments, Enya will launch a US tour under the name "Fuck Capitalism".

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In light of recent developments, Enya will launch a US tour under the name "Fuck Capitalism".

Cheapest tickets at $400 a piece, because the fight will be expensive.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya will finally cover Imagine, which might bring the "Enya Fans for Communism" merch back.
(But yes, she is anti-capitalism, though admittedly falls under champagne socialist if anything political haha. )

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya has decided to name her upcoming album "Manifesto".

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is confused by how Paul Mescal is set to play Paul McCartney in a Beatles biopic...
In general she likes some of Ridley Scott's films, not as much as Roma does though.
Enya also wonders if he ever re-listens to Aldebaran, the Enya piece dedicated to him decades ago.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is considering a remix album as some have been hoping for here, but knows that she isn't of the same demeanour as Charli XCX, though she loves the colour.
It wouldn't be remixing her new album, but a selection of tracks from slightly older ones – And Winter Came... and Amarantine. Charli can do One Toy Soldier with her.

 

[Penelope]

Has just had her tits done. OBNOXIOUSLY large breasts. Proper pair of Krystal Versaces.

 

[Marina Salty]

Problem is they are quite heavy and she can't even walk with her back straight anymore.

 

[Shoat]

The worst part is Enya now has to sell her beloved treadmill

Her habitual nude treadmill is now too life-threateningly dangerous; one stray blow to the face from a rebounding bosom and it's game over

 

[Marina Salty]

But it's not all bad. She now has a ginormous chest voice.

 

[Lucille]

Enya calls her pussy the camel the way it’s always SPITTING.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya may happen to be more well-endowed than about 90% of the Moopy population (myself possibly included) but the most augmentation they've ever got was for the cover photo of And Winter Came.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is also half-watching the old Bond film You Only Live Twice and sings "one life for yourself, and one for your dreams" but can't help singing the 'oooo' parts of Robbie Williams' Millennium over the rest of it.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is finding today's BBC evening telly a bit underwhelming, even if it was Antiques Roadshow in Northern Ireland and the Royal Variety which she took part in (in 1997).
She has probably switched over to Godzilla vs Kong on RTÉ 2 instead.

Yesterday's TV, however, was stellar

Spoiler: Just me briefly commentating :-D 🦋

and aside from the amazing aforementioned people it celebrated, Enya's favourite synth (the Roland Juno-60) which appeared in some Wham! songs was also featured.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has had a bit of a dull day. Despite the decorations she is not feeling particularly Christmassy, but is thankful a little less sad than 3 years ago for her.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya believes that when one amuses at least 3 gays in a day, it's always a day well spent.

 

[Shoat]

Sadly for Enya, she lacks the required apparatus for said amusements, so she has to outsource to Louis Walsh.

She meticulously decontaminates the castle afterwards.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would be singing some Christmas hymns for the Winter Solstice, but instead has been 'testing' some potential Christmas canapés and snacks ️ and might go on a walk to burn the calories off later.

 

[Finn]

Enya enjoyed Strictly 2024 more than recent years, because there was 'less of that gay shit'

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's recently got into charity fisting.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya prefers to maintain professionalism, but one exceptional case is not calling Nicky Ryan 'Nicholas'. Aside from him being no saint ☺ Enya would deem it wise to avoid talking about Roma 'n' Nicholas to fans and interviewers.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is listening to a mix of hymns and her Christmas song recordings songs old and newer, throughout her career.
She is glad that, even though it's not a Christmas song, she paid homage to Jesus in her single Trains and Winter Rains (singing Agnus Dei throughout).


Enya is also aware that it has been 5 years since she last officially spoke (2019 Christmas message)...

and, whether she says something this time or not, promises many wonderful happenings in the New Year.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya is debating which animal should play her in her biopic.

She's currently torn between a water vole and a chaffinch .