Speculate Wildly About Enya (4 Viewers)

[Bypass]

Enya likes shaved cocks.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is glad to have been removed from Wikipedia's 'List of recluses' and hopes her name stays off it.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was watching a little summary clip of the Met Gala costumes and admits that most of them were very boring, unflattering looks.
However, Diana Ross definitely dressed to impress and Andre 3000's grand piano on his back was certainly memorable.
Enya supposes her 2017 Grammys dress, or even her 1985 suit, would fit the theme far better but she'd not bother for the Met Gala haha.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@disneyteletubby

Have you considered, just going on to other parts of the forum and expressing your views there, rather than 'as Enya'?

 

[Finn]

Enya has taken @AGinAg (38)'s suggestion for @disneyteletubby on board, but is too busy being rimmed by an Alsatian to fully process it right now

 

[Finn]

(a person from the Alsace region in northeastern France)

 

[disneyteletubby]

I couldn't find the Met Gala thread for this year haha. I could make one, but nah.

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Enya is currently rethinking the trustworthiness of RTÉ for an article title about Tanita Tikaram suggesting she left the music scene and had no albums between now and 1988 (not true)

Tanita Tikaram returns to music scene after 37 years

Singer Tanita Tikaram has announced a follow-up record to her breakthrough debut album nearly four decades later, with songs influenced by Brexit and the murder of George Floyd in the US.

www.rte.ie

She's hoping they aren't assuming the same for Enya and Watermark.

 

[Bypass]

Enya breeds geese

 

[Finn]

HONK

 

[Bypass]

No. They are trained to be silent. Any HONKERS will be met with a HEXING!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is a bit bored of waiting with this chimney on TV, but the revisiting seagull is mildly entertaining.
She hopes there'll be a kind pope too

(Maryam Moshiri narrating live from the Vatican on BBC News is fun though.)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would like to meet Robert Prevost (Pope Leo XIV) at some point, hoping he likes her music.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is hoping for a more fun birthday/Eurovision weekend next week, but for the time being,

and home can be anywhere you like

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wondered why the first aid sign was there, then realised oh, it's the Swiss flag..! ♡

 

[Shirley]

Enya has a secret crush on Liz Kendall and will pay good cash for any video clips of her

 

[Finn]

Enya wishes a "very happy Eurovision week" to "all you sad little poofters out there"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya hopes Laika will be immortalised on minor planet 6433 this Saturday.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks "Ich bal-la-la-la-la-la-la-ler" was the most memorable bit of music this Eurovision semi final evening.
Even though part of her wished the Adgy and Jennie were there for Ireland (Gweedore specifically) the brother and sister with the dance hit tonight were the German Hungarian siblings representing Germany, Abor and Tynna.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya thinks "Ich bal-la-la-la-la-la-la-ler" was the most memorable bit of music this Eurovision semi final evening.
Even though part of her wished Adgy and Jennie were there for Ireland, the brother and sister with the dance hit tonight were the German siblings Abor and Tynna.

You could just post in the Eurovision forum.

 

[disneyteletubby]

^I could, but the siblings bit is random to mention.

Enya is putting the Baller song on a birthday playlist.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

^I could, but the siblings bit is random to mention.

Enya is putting the Baller song on a birthday playlist.

Yes but it's your opinion, not Enya's. You're not Enya.

 

[Shirley]

No, but YOU ARE

 

[Shoat]

I believe Enya is in this thread

And is evil

And is taking inspiration about Wetherspoons piss parties

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya hopes Laika will be immortalised on minor planet 6433 this Saturday.

She still will be (at Enya's place).

Enya is a little concerned about the gays who are seemingly convinced that disneyteletubby is/intending to be Enya, but is impressed by her psychic abilities nonetheless.

 

[Shoat]

Enya has been PROSECUTED for her libelous slander of Mopsy favourites as gay

The fiercely heterosexual community is demanding her castle as compensation

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is amused by the birthday cake someone made and shared on Reddit (see this Moopy post) but would be thinking something along the lines of the filtered out comment if someone presented that to her.

 

[Shoat]

Enya is campaigning for more birthday cakes to be made with SAND

"It gives the insides a good SCRUB, it's low calorie, and what does Africa really need all that Sahara for?"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was a little disappointed that this year's French Eurovision song's staging didn't use sand, but cork.
She's been to Cork and though it's not as iconic as Donegal, it doesn't deserve to to go through the shredder.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is planning a low-budget but authentic concept for an upcoming music video of hers: nothing better than revisiting the sand dunes at the local beach.

Spoiler: From this music video (clearer)

♡

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya has JUST ANNOUNCED that she'll be SHITTING ON YOUR NAN TONIGHT!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's just a little disappointed that she's not listed as a notable birthday on any of these 1961 factfile posters.
Ghislaine got the top mention on this one.

And they also forget the other Audrey Hepburn (and Shirley MacLaine) fillum that year, The Children's Hour.
(I started watching this on YouTube recently, hope to watch the whole of it. ♡ )

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is uncertain whether she'll be around to see her youngest nieces in their 40s. She supposes that in addition to her sister, pictures of actress Christina Ricci are a good idea of how they'll look like.

Spoiler: Mentioned previously

Enya and her niece Sinéad in 2019

The fistbump

Matilda (she's 14 as of 2025 - 2019 photo below with Baba, Enya's mother) Enya's lovely goddaughter!

(this in 2022, behind/left of Enya in the photo)

Enya also felt like today's a Wednesday, not Friday.

 

[Marina Salty]

But Baba means dad not mother.I'd be very confused if I was Enya.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya hopes at least one of her songs will be in the 200 played on the moon for Artemis II[/URL] in September 2025...!

Enya is glad it was delayed.

Might get her new album (assuming it's released before April 2026) to space too.

 

[disneyteletubby]

But Baba means dad not mother.I'd be very confused if I was Enya.

Baba also means baby haha. Then again Enya's eldest sister, mother and her mother are actually named Máire, so something different makes sense.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is intrigued but sceptical about the news that Freddie Mercury had a secret daughter, now 48 with children of her own, somewhere in Europe. However, Enya supposes it is more likely (and interesting to the general public) than, say, Enya revealed to have been a surrogate for an unknown couple in 1994.


(That one's random, but the donor egg theory I'll hold onto...)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya reads the bit after her name as "guy who basically messed up my first music project as Enya"

 

[Shoat]

Enya is researching plate tectonics with the ultimate aim of destroying the Canary Islands with giant volcanic eruptions

 

[Finn]

Enya has a UTI

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya has just turned up at a playground. So far she has kicked three prams over, stabbed four sets of parents and thrown acid over the other children.

She said as she left she said "dirty breeder cunts deserve it"