Speculate Wildly About Enya (5 Viewers)

Enya has a recurring dream in which she was blessed with mountainous norks and made her living stripping in Dublin's O'LEARY'S ALL NUDE REVUE BAR
 
Once she begins promoting the new album, Enya is expecting several news outlets to ask her for interviews, so she is rehearsing a few new responses. ☺️ She looks forward to European magazines like DIVA considering her. ✨
 
Enya chanted her song Cursum Perficio :enya: and looked around online (unsuccessfully) for the late 80s documentary she discovered that inscription from, to celebrate what would've been Marilyn Monroe's 99th birthday. 💗
 
Enya remembered the song Love and Pride by King, and realised that the Irish-born Coventry-based singer Paul King is the same age as her. 😊
Enya thinks it would've been cool to have released a solo album of her own back in 1985, but she is more than grateful for the career success she had towards the end of the 80s. 🤩🎶
 
Enya has just come home after going missing for four months. She has a death count, multiple STDs, a husband, a wife, several types of addictions include heroin, liquorice, and cozy murder books.

Worst of all she fucked Ed Sheeran, all her hair fell out and she has gout.
 
I'm sure she'd have some knowledge of the King song, even if it wasn't at the time.
Love Love Peace Peace, and Petra Mede's costume comes to mind more often though. :laugh:
 
Enya has quickly lost her wife, as Denise Welch files for divorce.

"I am not experimenting with Ed Fucking Sheeran"
 
Enya was chatting to her sister Olive earlier, wishing her a happy birthday 🎂🤗 and also wondering about the next time they can meet and cosplay the Cheeky Girls again. :grin: :laugh:
 
Enya was made aware of a new BBC documentary about the Lockerbie crash victims, and it hit her that there was a gorgeous lady named Olive who was one of 9 siblings, same age as her own sister would've been in 1988. 🥲♡
 
Enya is also expecting a few 40th anniversary specials in 2028 about her crashing upon your shore with Orinoco Flow. 🤩⛵️🎶
 
Enya revisited some of her radio interviews from 2015-16, and remembers this chaotic but fun radio session (around -19mins when it gets more chatty, 16:55 where they start asking each other questions, Enya goes first, hoping to get it over with :D)

The Corrs, Darcey Bussell and Evgeny Lebedev were nice to have a laugh with (or read the face of the guy, haha).
Though she tolerated him well, Enya would still consider Chris Evans the most annoying radio presenter she's ever been on the show of, supposes he's conceited enough to have bought an Ivor Novello of his own. :eyes:
"But it's not yours then."
:enya:
 
Enya is chuckling at how Baylis and Harding are this year's sponsors for the British Soap Awards. :D 🧴
She also confirms the following golden bit of speculation as true:
Ellie said:
Enya frequently refills her Molton Brown dispensers with Baylis & Harding products.
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Enya frequented the Harvey Nichols flagship store in the 90s and 2000s, thanks to Ab Fab. :D ✨

Lucky him meeting Enya and Roma twice! 🤩

I wonder what lipgloss shades they were...🫦 😊
 
She's currently on a tour of perfume shops, smashing them up in a town near you!
 
Haha no, Shattered Glass was Laura Branigan's song, it was very 80s but deserved more love, Enya believes. 🩵 🎶
 
Enya prefers Self Control though, and was intrigued by the song choice more than the remarks of this clip shared yesterday:

It gets 1m views just like that...Eny-way, I'm happy enough seeing 1k for a 20s clip overnight :-)
 
Enya thinks they should've made an Irish (or at least notably of Irish descent) Disney Princess by now. Merida is cool but Scottish is a little different.
Laura Branigan singing a song she wrote for Disney's Living Seas is close though. 🤗
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That song may have ever so slightly inspired a big song about a flowing river, a couple of years later. 😉🎶🏞️💕
 
Enya has sent cease and desist letters to posters in the Speculate wildly about Soldi thread, warning them that bad things will befall those who speculate about false idols.
 
Enya is hoping to catch up with some Songs of Praise this Pentecost, and has also been wondering which of her new songs would be fitting and reverent enough for her next appearance on the Sunday programme. 😊🎼🙏

And this specifically for Enya's bit

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Enya feels invited to almost anywhere Gospel music is playing/being sung. 🗣🎼 She also likes to revisit the original Jesus Christ Superstar album (rock opera to be specific) once banned by the BBC for being 'sacrilegious'... but it was happily played and sung along to by Enya and her sisters. 🤗🎶

I doubt @Castle_Qwean is returning here nor to Enya stuff on Reddit, but the Enya-content she'd unearthed and shared is still impressive. :-)

Timestamped above; the whole thing is quite interesting. 😊🎶
 
Enya feels sorry for Prince William ☺️ the current reason for that is from imagining Ghislaine doing a more convincing job of protecting the oceans from Monaco :disco: 🌊
 
Eny-way, Enya made sure to recognise World Oceans Day in a few different ways, including having her song The Humming playing softly in the background, as she gazed over the Irish Sea this evening. 🤩🌌
 
Enya is intrigued by the decision for the 2026 and 2027 BRIT Awards to be held in Manchester.
She likes the city, and supposes being at a similar latitude to Dublin might manifest a bit more luck for her 5th nomination. :disco: 🎶✨️
 
Intentionally, in the name of ISIS?

[EDITED FOR TERRORIST TYPOS]
 
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Enya's ultimate aim is to coerce Egypt into building a new pyramid for her

If they fail, she will visit upon them an ELEVENTH PLAGUE of humming
 
Enya is still going ahead with humming for a new song, but this time it'll be a jovial tune in a major key. 🤗 🎶
 
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