Speculate Wildly About Enya (8 Viewers)

AI really is ADVANCING

Bringing the Ryans up completely unprompted and then trying to play the "IT'S COMPLETELY UNRELATED" card :D

Even the evil algorithms know what goes on behind castle drawbridges.
 
Enya does admit she prefers it that way. :laugh:
More comfortable to have little boobs, of course
 
Enya is wondering about the house next to hers, knowing it's currently on the market for €10million (and it was sold for £2.3m in 1997, just like her place). 🪄🏰
She hopes that the eventual new neighbours will be nice, neither noisy nor super quiet. ☺️
 
According to automatic captions, this is what Enya's song On Your Shore is about
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😂

(Enya actually says Magheragallon/Machaire Gathlán, the name of the beach, but thinking about it, the song could be about an old girlfriend too. ♡)
 
Contrary to popular belief, "On Your Shore" is actually a sad lament of Enya's failed 1986 invasion of Madagascar.

She had foolishly brought candelabras instead of tanks.
 
She supports assisted dying. In fact she's been haunting hospital wards since 1993.
 
Enya is reminded of when Madagascar 3 used an excerpt of her piece Watermark:
(a dubbed version, not sure if I've seen this film, seen the first two ages ago. I remember a board in primary school advertising 3. :D)
That was strange but sweet at at the same time, and of course, it was all in favour of some lovable CGI animals. 😊
Enya will be ready for whenever they revive the Alvin and the Chipmunks films :laugh: 🎶 🐿️
 
Enya's watching Sting on the Isle of Wight Festival Live TV broadcast on Sky, singing along to her all-time favourite popular song, Every Breath You Take. :disco: 😎
 
Enya has booked herself a two week Summer holiday in the dream realm.
 
It would be a shame to forget giving Enya syphilis, too :(. Just great pub bantz
 
Enya has had a lovely morning posting on subreddits concerning missing people and pretending to be the missing person in question, giving false hope to grieving families across the globe.
 
Enya has been playing around with the Fleshlight and discovered that, if she closes her eyes and pictures him bent over, it feels exactly like Phil Mitchell.
 
Enya much prefers the name Mount Mapas to Scalpwilliam for her neighbourhood name in Killiney; the latter reminds her of Diana's first son (and perhaps one of those Labubus). 😅

She is thankful to the house currently on sale for the name (and for the interior pictures to see how it looks like inside). 🤗✨️
 
Enya is also honoured that a large majority of fans playing along on the Enya subreddit consider Echoes in Rain her catchiest song. :cool: 🎵 Plus Moopy have two threads for this one song! 🤗

Enya knows of a potentially catchier song-in-waiting, and whispers "you’ll be coming soon..."
:grin: 🎶
 
Enya is considering Morrissey’s request to sing ‘silly anti-woke screed’ on new song
 
Enya has recently been seen receiving oral sex from a dustbin man. She was dressed as a teletubby.
 
Enya supposes Donald Trump's honesty this afternoon was, in honesty, quite impressive. 😅
 
Enya is catching up on her 'book of days' (diary) for this year 😊 📖 as well as looking back at what she was doing 30-40 years ago around midsummer. 😎🌅
 
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