Speculate Wildly About Enya (4 Viewers)

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya also regularly visited Paedophile Island, pretending to be a teenage girl, so she could be molested. She was reportedly often removed by Ghislaine personally, after a girly kiss with tongues.

 

[Shirley]

A traditional Sunday evening for Enya - eight cans of Special Brew and showing off her new tattoo on LESBIAN CHAT WHIRL

 

[Bypass]

Enya has never been to Skegness

 

[Bypass]

Enya wouldn't be suprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya thinks Jack from The Shining is an example to all men.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's line about a one-way ticket to Mars also referred to Mars Bars and their marvellous advertising back in the day, haha.
They were a great snack at the synthesiser — "a Mars a day helps you work, rest and play".

 

[Bypass]

Enya has given birth to a gun.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya had a thought of posing like Greta Garbo wearing a sailor's cap for a future anniversary photoshoot, in 2028 or 2029.

Spoiler: Garbo 1929 photoshoot ⛵️🪄

They don't say Enya is like her just because she wants to be alone.

(I can't find the interview, likely Dark Sky Island-era, but somewhere Enya jokingly says the misquoted line "I vant to be alone" )

 

[disneyteletubby]

Roughly 13 years ago, Enya noticed every colour illuminate when she called a certain Florence visiting her castle at the time

 

[Shirley]

On Tuesdays Enya likes to rest to give the CHAFING time to SUBSIDE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya recently bulldozed a cancer ward after taking too much ketamine.

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya recently gatecrashed Mel B's wedding just to shout CRAB PASTE all the way through the ceremony. Emma had to step in and escort her from the premises

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya watched the new Jurassic Park film and quite liked it, despite all the deaths by dinosaur.
She also kind of wished the French cutie (Belgian; actress Philippine Velge) had more screentime, but looks forward to seeing more from her in the cinematic world.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Her dinosaur dildo is getting a work out.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

During a recent game of wink murder, she killed two people.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya will play an impromptu game of musical chairs with noisy or crazy houseguests, and musical statues with the calmer ones.
However, for these games she will never play her own music, as that would be "terribly corny" (like the idea of singing On Your Shore in Gaelic was to her back in 1988).

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya rode a camel to tesco today

 

[disneyteletubby]

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Enya not only provides a stellar example of rewearing an elegant outfit, but it's almost a decade later, and one with a doily top.

Enya randomly had the idea of putting forward this look to Mattel for a limited-release, present-day Enya Barbie doll

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya asked for said Barbie to be anatomically correct and the same to apply for the corresponding Ken.

 

[disneyteletubby]

the corresponding Ken

will still be Enya, sporting this look

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya will have another hit song in the key of E♭ major/C minor. She has been rehearsing it in preparation for a live performance.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Close to quarter of a century later, Enya still wants to be an elf in Rivendell if she were in The Lord of the Rings.
However, she regards the idea of her with long, platinum blonde, widow-browed hair as only being acceptable as a Halloween costume (or Elsa cosplay).

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya doesn't just fart in lifts, she actively follows through.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been speculating about Ghislaine and how much or little she'll share in the apparently significant interview. She supposes the high life sans débauche will instead be elaborated on in the proposed memoir.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Though soaked to the skin in Only Time, Enya managed to avoid getting publicly gunged/slimed throughout her career (and life).
In the 2000s she feared being covered in slime, opting out of TV show appearances where it seemed there'd be a strong possibility of that happening. 🫟

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is reciting her spoken bit of Never Get Old for Sinéad, in disbelief that it's been 2 years since her passing and possibly going to eat at a fancy restaurant this weekend.

 

[Shirley]

Enya is anticipating getting legless on gin and singing along to all the old GARY GLITTER hits later

 

[GNL]

Inspired by Fleetwood Mac's creative process, Enya is putting all her energy into destroying the Ryans' marriage.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya believes Lauren Taylor is by far the best 'new' BBC newsreader ... She'd love to be able to speak like her!

Enya supposes that Lauren Taylor's narration, still fast-paced, has become a little less sharp, and hence more relatable.
Like Enya's speaking voice (as of the past decade) it's of the 'pleasantly formal yet slightly quirky' timbre which is a category Enya much prefers to (except regarding the Grammys) New-Age.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya just discovered this fanzine and she is slightly amused but confused (and curious as to why some woman is attempting to profit off random Enya thoughts when disneyteletubby has done that for free for at least 2 years).

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya is supping on dog piss

 

[Shirley]

Enya is anticipating getting legless on gin and singing along to all the old GARY GLITTER hits later

Can't remember the words to PAPA OOM MOW MOW and has gone out to STRANGLE THREE SQUIRRELS as a PENANCE

 

[disneyteletubby]

Spoiler: Some Madonna-related Tweet; quote mentions Enya

If this is true, Enya is mildly pleased to know Madonna did listen to Enya, even if not in the summertime but clearly she hadn't listened to Only If from the latest compilation album.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya just noticed that she (and Cillian Murphy, and Albert Einstein) no longer on the highlighted photo on the Wikipedia page for The Guardian but somewhat nice to see that Anna Friel is, also in one of the top corners.

Spoiler: These

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So wild.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thought the Guardian page could've manifested a movie cameo and a scientific revolution during her new album era, but maybe it'll just be a TV soap mention.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would gladly give up singing Loxian for lox (smoked salmon)

 

[Shoat]

Enya is notoriously uneducated on cooking, and has been jailed several times for setting fire to the former Blue Peter presenter Zoe Salmon.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would like to reiterate:

One speculates that Eithne was told that by her sister Olive, who was a chef school student around that time

Enya is hoping for a last minute trip to Australia to see her sister, which might just hype things up before announcing the new Enya album.

 

[Shoat]

Of course nobody is allowed in her kitchen! She's not going to risk being caught barbecuing people again!