Speculate Wildly About Enya (5 Viewers)

Enya plans to honour her friend by using military force to invade various Pacific Island nations and instil Loxian as their new national languages.
 
Alas Enya has never been fully trained on correct procedure, and instead routinely spreads her own ear wax on her anatomy.

Her GP has learnt to keep their Monday diary clear.
 
Enya has spent the morning furiously masterbating with a plastic rod she found it Vanessa Feltz reycling bin.
 
Enya hadn't realised it at the time, obviously making a choice to look just a bit more put-together ♡ but pairing her signature black beret with the sunglasses made her look a bit like a Yoko Ono wannabe a few days ago ☺️
Nicky Ryan was singing the Beatles' song Girl in spirit. 💭🎶
 
Enya supposes the royal sisters Eugenie and Beatrice (not their parents :D) are a bit like Ebony and Persia; thankfully the sisters she knew and briefly lived with have much more respectable parents. 😌 ♡
 
Enya didn't want to at the time (someone else sang on this arrangement) but she would consider recording her vocals for En Mi Soledad (this was possibly arranged by herself and Nicky Ryan)
Castle_Qwean said:
En mi Soledad [Eithne and Nicky] (While there are many songs by this title in the BMI/ASCAP catalogs, none list any of the trio as writers. Eithne and Nicky are credited on this video, but it’s well out of their usual genre...
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😌 🪄🎶💙
 
Enya cancelled because when asked about Charlie Kirk she calmly told the reporter to get fucked
 
Unfortunately Enya won't be able to attend her parent platinum wedding anniversary as shes having her pubes trimmed the same day.
 
Enya remembered it would've been her father Leo's 100th birthday this Wednesday. 😌
She is also thinking about the high possibility that she has been in the presence of Nicky Ryan more than her father (across 47 and 54 years seeing them, respectively). 💭
 
Enya actually died in 1980 and has just been pretending to be alive ever since.
 
Enya spent this evening watching some of her nieces and nephew's TikToks :D and she's glad she's not in any of them. 😅
She's also intrigued by the Shark CryoGlow mask, mentioned on advertising thread :grin:
These naughty girls haha
Three of her sisters appear in this; Enya wishes she could get away with being Deirdre-level neutral/unbothered about looks on-camera, haha.
 
Enya has known this for a long time :D
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Enya is glad but nervous about it being October, knowing people are curious about her and what's happening with the music. ☺️ 🎶 💡
She will come back with some creative work; time shall further prove that Nicky was not a Svengali and she is not a Trilby.
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Enya is considering going by her legal name for future solo endeavours, getting the listeners up for this Spotify profile :disco:
Only Horo Gheallaid and Dúlamán credit her as Eithne Brennan

Also so it's not just two Clannad tracks using her name like this. 😅
 
Enya is plotting something good in relation to her music. 🔮🎶🪄
Everything flows, here comes another decade... ☺️🎶
 
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