Speculate Wildly About Enya (3 Viewers)

[disneyteletubby]

Enya also thought the opening of this cover of Orinoco Flow sounded more like the Sunburn (starring Michelle Collins) theme

but was impressed by the minor key section

 

[Shirley]

It sounds like a MESS and ENYA IS STRONGLY CONSIDERING SUING

 

[Shoat]

Enya has placed import tariffs on Michelle Collins and all Michelle-Collins-associated produce.

 

[Bypass]

Enya owns every lostphropets album on Vinyl

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was reminded that it's Back to the Future Day and remembers this day in 2015, but the day (and year) she'd rather go back to is when Marty and Doc Brown left from, 26th October 1985.

 

[Shoat]

Enya would actually prefer to go back to the 1885 of the third film, as she is a BIG FAN of Yellow Fever

 

[disneyteletubby]

She'd like that year, but in Russia, to meet child prodigy Sergei Rachmaninoff. Next would be "a man wrote a symphony, it's 1812" to meet Tchaikovsky.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has teabagged Adam Rickitt on more than one occasion.

 

[Kate]

Enya is about to tuck into a Filet-O-Chris for lunch.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is currently receiving bukkake from six of the seven dwarfs from the 2025 remake of Snow White.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has identified herself on the Hazard Perception Test as a potential hazard

Spoiler: Timestamped on this video (a bit like her with long hair)

I like the music on it too

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya recently realised that she has a lot more in common with Kathy Burke than expected, and might have a look through her memoir.

 

[Bypass]

Enya had sex in a Robin Reliant in 1987

 

[Agneeta]

Enya recently realised that she has a lot more in common with Kathy Burke than expected, and might have a look through her memoir.

Enya's fried chicken addiction, has led to her having quite the quadruple chin too.

 

[Bypass]

Last night in a cocaine fueled rage, Enya cut off her left foot.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya owns a DMC DeLorean bought by Nicky and Roma in the early 1980s from a Northern Ireland garage, but hasn't driven the car in public since 1985, for fears of being stopped and asked about a time machine.

 

[Shirley]

Enya once bought a piss swing from DANNII MINOGUE, but in the end had to give it back as the smell was upsetting the cats

 

[Finn]

Enya owns every lostprophets album on Vinyl

Now placed in a special glass-fronted cabinet, alongside all the letters she received from him in prison

 

[disneyteletubby]

No, she is corresponding with Ghislaine, if anyone from prison.

But has somewhat regrettably made deals with Diddy, of course.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya has applied for a job on The Repair Shop, so she can sabotage some dear family heirlooms

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is considering doing WIRED's Web's Most Searched Questions

Spoiler: is Enya/has Enya/does Enya/Enya's

 

[Tisch]

Enya has just installed a lovely floating shelf for her collection of antique teapots

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is stuck between a few responses to 'is Enya Scottish'

Spoiler: disneyteletubby's first thoughts

One form of caricature that Enya wasn't quite expecting

And of course, the wonderful Edie McCredie

 

[Joseph]

Enya to revive Bo Selecta but MORE RACISM

 

[Shoat]

Enya has revealed that her style inspiration is Irma Gobb, the demure girlfriend of Mr Bean.

 

[Bypass]

Enya stole her next door neighbours garden gnome under the cover of night and returned it to its righful place in the morning.....covered in shit.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya considers Irma Gobb a bit too beige for style inspiration, haha. Sabine (from Mr Bean's Holiday) would be better. Roxy is the best.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is also reminiscing about her 3-week-run at #1, which began 37 years ago today

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is also reminiscing about her 3-week-run at #1, which began 37 years ago today

She's having a simultaneous shit and wank to celebrate.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya also cried (out loud or tears ) and had a glass of something (a bit more full-bodied than champagne), a bit like what she mentioned here:

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has (and thankfully most fans on Moopy agree) not retired she is just tired ♡ and is not yet bothered about updating anyone with a speech or new music.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is aware that her Clannad siblings are performing at Leo's Tavern today, but more importantly she remembered that Top of the Pops (20th October 1988) at 8:40pm features one of her earliest TOTP performances

 

[disneyteletubby]

I've randomly been speculating about the possibility of Enya having a long-lost Spanish son who released a nostalgic hit in the same year in the exact same key and chord progression:





(I thought I'd shared Nekozilla here ages ago but seems not, I'll spend another day speculating about that )

Both are 2015 songs, and the real name/face of the guy who made the former song

Spoiler

Álvaro Perea Córdoba, born 1994.

I can see some similarities, ears and nose sort of

soft-launch the existence of her son

1993 to 1995 appears to have been another approximately two-year disappearance: from November 23, 1993 (Ondas Awards presentation) until the release of TMOT in November 1995.
[...]
Let's start a wild rumor that she secretly had children during some of those periods when she was out of public sight, tee-hee.

^

Enya supposes it is more likely (and interesting to the general public) than, say, Enya revealed to have been a surrogate for an unknown couple in 1994.

Or her own..? Imagine

(That one's random, but the donor egg theory I'll hold onto...)

^In conclusion, a likely bit of nonsense, but I still believe in a bunch of 80s-90s-born people with half of Enya's DNA

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is unaware but would be pleasantly surprised that a Spanish friend of disneyteletubby's sister at uni (a mid 2000s-born girl) recommended Enya out of nowhere today (my sister thought it was me)

 

[disneyteletubby]

In the late 70s, Enya did not have a best friend, but a best fiend.
(Like this book (which I remember writing a tiny 'r' on because I didn't get the pun when I was little )

Spoiler: The My Best Fiend book and all its cover editions

1979 (original)

Inspiring

c. 1982

c. 1995 (I have this version somewhere at home, didn't really like the look but want to find it again)

1998 (looks like Postman Pat or something )

2014

(updated after the author's passing in 2001, she'd be wondering who these guys are (and I'm wondering about the 70s and 80s versions )

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is thinking back to what she dressed up as for Halloween 1992... maybe a Catwoman vampire goth.

️

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya does remember Halloween in 1984 being epic though, cosy with a cat at Nicky and Roma's place, when there was new Ghostbusters, Somebody's Watching Me, and of course, Thriller

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been spending this evening browsing over the recent Clannad pictures, knowing full well she is not going to any Clannad event again because they're done.
She has also been singing the 90s dance hit What Is Love and ad-libbing

Spoiler

~woah-woah-ahh-uhh!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is a bit amused that people are genuinely mistaking her younger sister for herself

(and that her sister would silently be fuming if people came up to her and asked)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is either off to Roma's extended family or staying home this Halloween.
She'll carve a pumpkin and might leave some sweets outside the gates if it's not raining.