Speculate Wildly About Enya (2 Viewers)

[Bypass]

She might finger them afterwards.

!

 

[Bypass]

Enyas ultimate dream is to concieve a child on the steps that the priest fell down in the Exorcist.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya goes around playgrounds saying to the parents "Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was really interested in the recent news about brain age phases, and is glad to know she hasn't started ageing yet.

It's also a good reminder for her to release a new album within the next year or so. ♡

 

[Agneeta]

Enya wants to ban saccharine emojis.

 

[Bypass]

Enya goes around playgrounds saying to the parents "Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?"

When people saying good morning to her she responds "shove it up your ass you faggot!"

 

[Bypass]

Enyas mother was a jackal

 

[Bypass]

Her father was a great dane.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is looking forward to another cosy playlist of her soothing songs on YouTube, though her official channel is probably done for the year.

 

[Agneeta]

She's just stuck a stapler up her arse.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is a paedophile disguised as a school.

 

[Bypass]

Enya gave a goose syphilis

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is celebrating World AIDS Day by doing a naked video call with Laurence Fox (that's the correct spelling I believe Detective @dUb )

 

[Bypass]

Enya is a prositute

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is a prositute

A specialist one no less. She will let you fuck her while she smothers other prostitutes to death, by sitting on their face.

 

[Agneeta]

God I'm rotten.

 

[Sardonicus]

Enya is a paedophile disguised as a school.

Actually, Enya is a school disguised as a paedophile

 

[Bypass]

Enya carries out unauthorized brises at the castle

 

[Bypass]

Enya might be a murderer

 

[Indie]

Enya is actually 40 squirrels in a trenchcoat.

 

[Bypass]

Enya is pregnant

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is pregnant

With a goat

 

[Tisch]

Enya might be a murderer

It's true. Here's an extract from her upcoming memoir "Peace. Serenity. Tees."

"I remember once I had this place that overlooked the Hudson River, and I saw this guy on a sailboat and it had capsized and I went to the phone thinking: 'I’ve got to call someone'. "But then I thought: 'What’s the best thing I can do? You know what? I’m gonna pray for this person. I’m gonna send them loving energy."

The writer notes that Enya "does not say whether the man survived"

 

[Bypass]

Enya watched a man drown

 

[Agneeta]

Enya fancies Rory Stewart.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya enjoys playing roulette at a grand casino.

Spoiler: Real picture in Monte-Carlo around this summer

 

[Shoat]

Enya is building a replica Slough in Ireland. Casualties expected to number in the millions.

 

[Bypass]

Enya knows where Emilia Earhart is

 

[Agneeta]

Well one thing led to another with Laurence Fox and she's now in bed with him comparing swastika tattoos.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is planning to put her Christmas tree up herself.

 

[Bypass]

Enya is planning a trip to Asda, where she will stand by the entrance and hurl racial slurs at Alison Hammond

 

[Bypass]

Enya broke into a nearby farm and had anal sex with all the pigs

 

[Bypass]

Enya is planning to break up Theresa Mays marriage for no reason other than boredom

 

[Bypass]

For 3 months in 1998 Enya thought she was Rusty Lee

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is looking forward to Christmas karaoke and doing silly poses for her nieces to share

Spoiler: I learnt of this picture today

Spoiler: 😂😎

Spoiler: 🎤😛🩵

From January this year at her niece's birthday

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is looking forward to infiltrating the offices of the NYT, taking hostages until she gets her Connections streak back.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya had a cute Christmas tree figurine in her advent calendar today

I had an upside down Christmas tree in my Dairy Milk calendar (I assume the rest of them are upside down too )

 

[Bypass]

Enya has slept with Rachel Reeves

 

[Bypass]

Enya has removed her nipples

 

[Bypass]

Su Pollard has performed cunning lingus on Enya