Speculate Wildly About Enya (1 Viewer)

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Enyas hates hummus

 

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Enya owns a chain smoking beagle

 

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Enya's top artist this year on Spotify was The Cartoons

 

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Enya has wanked off Peterborough

 

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Enya thinks Jill Dando was asking for it

 

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Enya may have commited benefit fraud.

 

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Enya doesn´t believe in sex after marriage

 

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Enya trained to become an office manager just to be able to deny her staffs holiday requests

 

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Enya was engaged to Angelica Huston.

 

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Enya has fisted Liz Truss

 

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Enya reeks of week old trout

 

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Enya warned Aaliyah

 

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Enya gets Lenny Henry and Oprah mixed up

 

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Enya knows them both, and knows the difference haha.
For Oprah: "it's the weight issue"

Spoiler: Source

With Lenny Henry (attempts a Brummie accent) "it's the wait issue"

(I think I've watched/listened to more Lenny Henry and will probably keep it that way :-)

 

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Enya has taken in a lodger.

 

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I wish I was the lodger

 

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Though her nieces probably stay over

Spoiler: Another real photo inside Manderley! ❣️

Spoiler: She's older than 18 but I put smileys on anyway, someone took it from her story on Instagram or something

 

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Enya has taken in a lodger.

Turns out it's a Serbia war criminal.

 

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Enya thinks the Kinsey Scale Test is a bit annoying. Some days she'd be 6, usually 5, 4, or even the esteemed X, but it just leaves you even more confused.

 

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Enya thinks the Kinsey Scale Test is a bit annoying. Some days she'd be 6, usually 5, 4, or even the esteemed X, but it just leaves you even more confused.

Enya prefers the Bristol Chart. She can achieve 1-7 in a single session.

 

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Enya has never been able to explain her unapologetic hatred of Kate Bush, and doubts she ever will be able to.

 

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Enya was approach by a charity worker this morning whilst out shopping. "Care to donate to children in need?" they asked her. Enya responded by cocking her head and saying "and why the fuck would I do that?"

 

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Enya would've loved a bedroom like this in 1984



Or even better, this


I often wonder how her room would've looked like when she lived with Nicky and Roma, assuming she had her own room (likely 3 bedroom for a semi-detached).

 

[Agneeta]

She chose this in the end. It was in a house she shared on a Caribbean Island with an American financier.

 

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Crimes aside, something Enya couldn't agree with Ghislaine on is her taste in décor and accessories. Respectively too corporate, and maximalist but not tasteful.

Spoiler: To compare, 1992

and here's Enya, same year, in France:

 

[Agneeta]

Never seen the notorious paedophile and Ghislaine in the same room.

 

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Eny-way, Enya supposes Ghislaine's memoir is long overdue

(Enya's new music is another matter )

 

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Enya has cut her feet off

 

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Enya feels very awkward when someone with a similar name (e.g. Anya, Edna) is mentioned.


So do I, and also have an 'e' where it's more common to have an 'a' for the name.

 

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Enya feels very awkward when she sees Florence Welch these days after the whole SEX SWING INCIDENT

 

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Enya woke up this morning and chose heroin

 

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Enya has taped over Songs of Praise

 

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Enya was labelled a "dirty harriet" by teachers at primary school

 

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At age 6 Enya was expelled from school for refusing to take out her nipple rings.

 

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Enya was expelled from the choir at her church at christmas for singing "Mary did you know..... your baby boy, will be a raving faggot?"

 

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Enya was asked to sing for Band Aid but declined the offer because of that ridiculous lyric "and there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime".
She'd much rather have done a Christmas rewrite of Orinoco Flow : "Let it snow, 'cause I know it's on the shores of Tripoli"

 

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Enya blames Top of the Pops ending for her not having a charting single in the UK Top 40 since December 2005.

 

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Once she releases her new album, Enya is thinking of becoming an agony aunt. ♡

 

[Agneeta]

aunt. ♡

Bloody predictive text

 

[disneyteletubby]

Oh now I get it noo noo not that..!