Speculate Wildly About Enya (4 Viewers)

[Bypass]

Sias song "Snowman" is about Enya

 

[Shirley]

Enya likes to wear REALLY BIG PANTS

 

[Bypass]

Enya is known to the kids in her neighbourhood as the SHADY LADY

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is the only 60s-born artist who has given an interview with a Marilyn Monroe photo behind her and a Beatles song playing in the background.

(I've seen this interview several times but only just noticed the song Come Together haha)

 

[Kate]

Enya has a pet warthog.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya 79 in pant wetting shock

 

[Bypass]

The only person Enya has ever shown any fear of is Grace Jones.

It was FLEETING fear thank you very much

 

[Bypass]

Enya once told Gordon Ramsey to go FUCK himself

 

[Bypass]

Enya is known to Interpol

 

[Shirley]

Enya's false leg once accidentally detached during a particularly spirited rendition of 'Flora's Secret' live at Jools Holland's Homosexual Hootenanny

It was later recovered from an automatic toilet in Cricklewood

 

[GNL]

Enya opened all the doors on her advent calendar and has spent the day chewing tinfoil.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wishes Kemi Badenoch was less nasty about immigration and things (and not a Tory) for she is obviously a more competent leader than dear old Keir.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya rewatched An Cailín Ciúin (2022) and names her favourite Catherine in Ireland as young actress Catherine Clinch overtaking President Connolly.

 

[disneyteletubby]

The aforementioned film is also the highest-grossing Irish-language film of all time; Enya expects that her biopic someday would be the only thing to overtake it.

 

[Shoat]

Enya has been keeping Ben Haenow as a live cagagner in her castle. She loves decorating for Christmas.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is keening in Lewis Capaldi for two months since the passing of Nicky Ryan.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Despite the loss of her good friend, producer, and chauffeur, Enya is desperate for a brand new car.
Whatever the 75-plate or 26-plate equivalents are in Ireland (but not a Tesla ) will do.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is also considering the Citroën ELO (or signing up to whenever the concept is brought to life and rolled out).

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has exploded.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's head almost exploded trying to get her head around the ROI numberplate systems, especially after they changed in 1987.

Then again she basically exploded this Morris Marina in 1986.

Enya has since done this to a Tesla Model X from 2019.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has waxed a gibbon

 

[disneyteletubby]

another version of this sibling group picture (original shown in this) where she does the peace sign

(Eithne and Deirdre, mid-1960s, colourised )

Enya is astonished and feeling wholesome after seeing this picture come to life.

Spoiler: Video! 😍

How cute

 

[Bypass]

Enya has been found 2 miles north of St Neots naked riding an unusually calm ostrich

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is in the mood for slaughter.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya recently re-discovered this track, and kind of wants to rework it in Loxian, to make it the final Enya piece.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya (not very famously) mentioned in 1989, here, about the Christmas song by The Pogues being "a wonderful song" but has not spoken a word about her thoughts on Moya and Ronan's cover of it.

 

[Shirley]

Enya knows quite a few CHEAP LOUSY FAGGOTS

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has applied for a job at Hobbycraft to kill Jacqui.

 

[Finn]

FUCKING TRY IT, ENYA

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya isn't set out to kill. But she would be dressed to kill for any Latin dance, and occasionally feels like doing Strictly.

Spoiler: Another random video from real Enya photo haha

 

[Bypass]

Enya is indeed dreaming of WHITE CHRISTMAS but not the type you think

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is indeed dreaming of WHITE CHRISTMAS but not the type you think

Is it

a) Snow
b) Racism
c) Cocaine
d) Sniffing tipp-ex

?

 

[Bypass]

Is it

a) Snow
b) Racism
c) Cocaine
d) Sniffing tipp-ex

?

Doing a mixture of c and d whilst showing blatant displays of b

 

[Bypass]

Enya owns an openly gay horse.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya randomly had Boys by Sabrina in her head earlier, admitting she was cute (despite avoiding her on TOTP).
But of course, the Cheeky Girls are cuter and their
Boys and Girls (Xmas Time Love) was a nice cover.

 

[Bypass]

Enyas passport lists her full name as MOHAMMED MOHAMMED

 

[Bypass]

Enya has spend the day pining for a time when the milkman was a neighborhood staple and you could get a fiver off the postman for a quick WANK.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has violated every member of Destinys Child, past and present

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya almost mistook Ghislaine for herself here but it was the hideous skirt that indicated "that's not Enya".

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya owns an openly gay horse.

Following an incident, Enya now owns openly gay glue.