Speculate Wildly About Enya (7 Viewers)

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Enya will probably get a ~50-min TG4 documentary as Gaeilge first ♡
and will only consider Netflix if Colleen Fitzpatrick (aka Vitamin C) chooses one of Enya's songs in a big show first.

 

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JUST IN: Enya’s documentary has been reformatted into 14-second TikTok clips for audiences with the attention span of a dinner table, so if someone speaks longer than a microwave beep, they don't miss out.
Jennifer Coolidge will narrate it in a soothing “what was I saying again?” tone. Scheduled for release sometime in 2029, assuming nobody scrolls away first!

 

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BREAKING: Viewing figures SOAR to record heights for Enya's documentary as she describes in vivid detail her sexual fantasies involving Stig Of The Dump

 

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Enya imagined being an artist (painting) instead of releasing music, which she'd enjoy at first, but would eventually find herself describing some convoluted fantasies in relation to her work, and wonder what on Earth she is doing.

 

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Enya has found it a fascinating week since her birthday. Boring overall but with the odd surprise here and there. She hopes the next couple of weeks will be more fun.

 

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Enya would like to be punny with her new compilation album title, like the legendary Elaine Paige with her covers album Miscellaneous Paige

 

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I'd rather her call it Bits'N'Bobs: The Loxian Silent Storms of the Shepherd Moons and Falling Stars (Amarantine Dark Sky Super Deluxe Fan Edition) (Celts Only)

 

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Enya relistened to her song Storms in Africa (specifically Pt. II) this Africa Day relieved that she hasn't been accused of cultural appropriation for singing like a child in an African choir, rather celebrated for her talent.

I wish the children in the video were named though (or came forward like Jess the Sun Baby in Teletubbies haha) they'd be around 40-something now.

 

[Enya Dearest]

Enya relistened to her song Storms in Africa (specifically Pt. II) this Africa Day relieved that she hasn't been accused of cultural appropriation for singing like a child in an African choir, rather celebrated for her talent.

I wish the children in the video were named though (or came forward like Jess the Sun Baby in Teletubbies haha) they'd be around 40-something now.

Imagine those girls from the video showing it to their kids today and saying: 'Look, that’s your mom with the legendary Enya herself!'

 

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Enya has a psychic pet lobster called Father Colm O'Rourke

 

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Enya has been reminiscing about this day 4 years ago; what a lovely day out that was

Enya also remembered she's officially closer to 70 than 50. Not that it affects her creativity or anything with the music from her side, but it baffled her for a moment.
Enya was 59 when I discovered her music so it seems strange to me

 

[Enya Dearest]

Enya has been reminiscing about this day 4 years ago; what a lovely day out that was

Enya also remembered she's officially closer to 70 than 50. Not that it affects her creativity or anything with the music from her side, but it baffled her for a moment.
Enya was 59 when I discovered her music so it seems strange to me

She was 63 when I discovered her music

 

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Enya has been asked to make herself known to authorities

 

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Enya is on an oil rig somewhere

 

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Enya shuved a weetabic up her fanny

 

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Enya to replace the Trix Rabbit as the new face of the cereal in an attempt to boost sales of the toxic, dangerous, sugary breakfast. "Your breakfast has now 37% more ethereal whispering" states a spokesperson.

 

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During her childhood, Enyas nickname for the local priest was "Pillow biter"

 

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It's a little known fact, but Enya dated Gollum for two years after the release of Lord of the Rings.

 

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Enyas nickname for Gollum was "arse bandit"

 

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Enya's relationship with Gollum ended when she knocked him unconscious with a rock and held his head under water until the bubbles stopped.

"It was a remarkably amicable split." She told E! News.

 

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To this day Enya still likes to imagine being one of the elves of Rivendell.

 

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Enya remembered the colourful cereal Froot Loops, and quite enjoyed nibbling on those about 20 years ago.

(It says 2012 when that cereal was first sold in the UK but I'm sure I had them as a younger child/in the 2000s? Maybe an import or dupe haha)

 

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Enya's back, in pog form.

 

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Enya read that as póg and is a bit confused.

 

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Enya quite likes this series of Masterchef UK, but for once she thinks the Irish presenter isn't the nicer one. (Anna Haugh is oddly strict and changeable; Grace Dent is fairly nice)

 

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Enya's suddenly felt a little intimidated by Susan Boyle and her new era post.

 

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Enya has sparkly earwax

 

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Enya has elven ears which she has grown to love, and will never surgically reshape them.

 

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Rather than a dramatic glow-up of present-day her, Enya wants to go vintage with her promotional images. Random 1980s- early 1990s candids and camcorder film

 

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Enya believes Harambe (10 years ago today ) shouldn't have been killed.

Enya was also reminded of the folkloric story of Gelert the dog, and might pay a visit to his grave next time she goes to Wales.

 

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Enya listened to Paul McCartney's new album, and quite likes it. Sounds like it'll be his last with all those Beatles references and reflections.

 

[Enya Dearest]

Enya listened to Paul McCartney's new album, and quite likes it. Sounds like it'll be his last with all those Beatles references and reflections.

Enya should follow this example!

 

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Six weeks after Moya was laid to rest Enya has been exploring her ancestry again. There is a stark difference between the plot for her maternal grandparents in Magheragallon* and paternal grandparents in Annagry*. She admires both sides and the nice traits they passed down.

Also I found out one of her great-grandmothers Annie (1872-1914) briefly lived in the same county -shire as me! And I learnt Birmingham used to be part of Warwickshire, never really thought about Brum as a county haha.

 

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Enya has been eating potpourri again

 

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Enya has been relistening to her first favourite folk band, Skara Brae (not Scottish Orkney but based in Donegal) and this wonderful little song they released on their only album in 1971:

🏞

 

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Enya has a managed investment portfolio that has, over the years, become quite the curiosity. For one example, Enya actually owns the copyright to Scotch Eggs - which means she gets 1p from each and every supermarket bought variety. Just on picky bits alone Enya is a multi millionaire.

 

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On the topic of eggs, breakfast etc:
(Enya probably takes tea the same way ️)

From this article (A Day In The Life of Enya, 1992)

Enya has since had fried eggs without trouble. She realised that the eggs themselves were not the issue, but the excess oil they were overcooked in.

 

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Enya often wakes up early (earlier than 9:30 or 10) but doesn't necessarily get out of bed early.

 

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Enya has been pleasantly surprised by the quality and likeable nature of the Britain's Got Talent final tonight.
Edit: Then again the farmers who won are a bit 'meh'.

Enya is thinking to have a drone lightshow

Enya's suddenly felt a little intimidated by Susan Boyle

They were 2nd

Susan she wasn't intimidating, rather Simon Cowell's face made from drones

 

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Enya would like Simon Cowell to pay her royalties for taking inspiration from her haircut almost 40 years ago (she had that cut the year before he did in 1987).

Spoiler: Pictures + interviews

He had this hairstyle similar to late actress Farrah Fawcett, in 1986

Spoiler

But changed the hair a bit
1987 interview (high pitched and nasally )

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Enya in 1986 & her interview (higher pitched too, but I could listen all day... ♡)


There is a colourised version but this is close to the original photo with letters manually removed