St Patrick’s Sunday

YOU'RE DRUNK YOU’RE DRUNK YOU SILLY OLD FOOL, THATS A COUPLE OF GIRANIUM POTS ME MOTHER SENT TO ME...
 
I'll be sure to avoid anywhere serving Guinness today then. (To be fair I'm probably not going to leave the house again)
 
I have never had a Guinness. I may get one today
 
I don't think I've tried Guinness since I was about 14. Perhaps I'll have grown into the taste of it, like olives and capers.
 
I like olives. I did assume it was quite an acquired taste. I'm going to have one later and let you all know the results from the Halli-Jury.
 
I quite like Guinness. Far too plentiful though but I was weaned from the breast on to the stuff.
 
I had a mug shot this morning. It was surprisingly satisfying.
 
Is half baileys half Guinness a thing

Almond milk Baileys, Obvs.
 
I made ya some lovely boxty for breakfast and I am currently listening to Moonlight On Mayo.
 
On that topic (I know nobody else was) I topped this morning. I didn’t really enjoy it, there was disappointingly little resistance, the SLUT!

And I don’t have a pencil dick or anything (unnamed Moopers to confirm)
 
Imma change the subject back to Guinness if it's OK with you Didz.

In my drinking days, I used to quite enjoy a Guinness, although it was critical to have this early on as it was considered sufficiently viscous to constitute food.

However, I did have one Guinness only night and my insides were not keen. I felt like I was shitting a polar bear the next afternoon. Grim.
 
I was supposed to be going out this afternoon but I can't quite get it in me to do so. Happens.
 
I don;t really have any traditional Irish music, it's never been my thing apart from the bloke who had the song about Lidl and Aldi and I rather doubt that counts.
 
I’m having a little moment to britneys blackout at the moment but after that I’ll Irish up with some Corrs
 
I had big plans to head out today but let’s face it the St Patrick’s Day celebrations seem to get worse and worse every year. I think I shall open a bottle of wine here and see where the day takes me.
 
Had a lovely time yesterday at my parents' golden anniversary party. All of my aunties and uncles were there and we had a fun time reminiscing but it really brought home how old they all are. An hour before the party my dad accidentally locked himself in the downstairs toilet, he couldn't figure out how to use the little bolt that he'd managed to lock five minutes prior despite my sister, brother in law and mum all trying to explain to him what to do through the door. Luckily my 9 year old nephew was skinny enough to fit through the tiny window and unbolt the door for him. So now there are no locks on either toilet door.
 
Well I got reported for the last illustration so I THINK NOT.

Snek is to snake what doggo is to dog.
 
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