Star Trek: The Next Generation

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Philippa's side smirk should go to court.

 

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Data is now reminding me of Jimbo screaming and I can't unsee it.

 

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Oh bashful granny's crumpet Riker is such a remnant of a bygone era for what could pass as sex symbols

 

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Salia had better live up to her frosty start.

Anya checking out Wesley

Edit: I got the names wrong, Salia is the young one.

 

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I didn't mean to read a thing, but when I had a quick flick in my new book I read a quote from the Weasle actor saying he was apprehensive about the part being a cliched teenager. Did he have Melrose Place on the other line or something? What a delusional.

 

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What's going on with this lady in waiting? She arrives as Olenna Tyrell, then she's Alyssa Milano and now Big Foot's little sister.

 

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Whoopie's speed dating could be recurring feature I'd very much welcome.

 

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Careful. Putting me on a pedestal so high, you may not be able to reach me.

 

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Anya's voice is making me with Eartha Kitt got the part instead. Oh imagine.

 

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Who is the buff Starfleet officer outside Salia's door? I was starting to think pecs hadn't been invented in the 80s yet.

 

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Peter Neptune.

 

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I want a series focused on Taris. Sympathetic she ain't, but she's a curio.

 

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Episode 12. I'm quite chuffed and surprised at how many I've watched now.

 

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Episode 12. I'm quite chuffed and surprised at how many I've watched now.

And yet that only puts you less than a quarter of the way through.

 

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I think I fell asleep so missed much of the 2 Picards from the price of 1.

Onto episode 13 now.

 

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Randomly reading a ranking of all TNG episodes. 18 of the bottom 20 are season 1 and 2. And they're right.

 

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And yet that only puts you less than a quarter of the way through.

I had hoped to be finished for Christmas, but now I'm not so sure.

There's no rush I guess and I'm happy to have so much to watch of something.

 

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Well, well, well, Riker's dad is Greg from Dharma & Greg's dad.

 

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Oh Worf. Not pain sticks.

 

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And now for some Anbo-jyutsu. But of course.

 

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Episode 15 and I'm just questioning the speed at which we're moving.

 

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I hope we get to meet Sarjenka.

 

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Aww, eat your heart out at wee trotting tot Sarjenka. As in she looks like she'd actually eat your heart out.

 

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Her cheeks resemble Jade Jollee

 

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Well I'd much rather have Sarjenka as a coming of age storyline than gormless plank Wesley.

 

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Oh O'Brien as if you'd refer to a space being as a "that". You louse.

 

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Gosh at her wotsits fingers.

 

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At least now I know where Kelly Wilde got her hair style from.

 

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Well I do not agree with wiping her memory. I hope Polaski has a change of heart.

 

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Data is my favourite. I mean, the season 4 DR. CRUSHER COMEBACK could change that of course. I want double doors, hair and cheekbones - anything less than a grand entrance just won't do.

 

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Oh Sonya, what a clutz. What a silly addition.

 

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Unless we see Picard strip.

 

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Cue Q. I'm done with this queen.

 

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Does Whoopie Guinan have magical powers?

 

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I assume Sonya the clutz is going to totally unexpectedly prove her worth or something.

 

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Back. Yeah, I'm not sure sending an away team (unless it includes Wes) over to the Borg (my new name for Edinburgh I think) is a great idea. I love the cube ship shape though.

 

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Oh my, what a time to have Eternal's What'cha Gonna Do stuck in my head.

 

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Oh just ask Q and his ludicrous lips.

 

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Hmm. I like that they'll be back as I think I would have preferred some way of out-witting their unrelenting opponents and this is what seems to be getting set up for a later date. I hope so anyway.

 

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S02E17 | Samaritan Snare

Well you could cut the sexual tension between Picard and Polaski with a phaser.