Stop the MONDAYS (1 Viewer)

[big ron]

Had a big chunk of weed brownie at half 9 last night and I have woken up blissfully unmotivated.

Might watch homes under the hammer.

 

[big ron]

I will hasten to add I had a very pleasant weekend of leisure and I hope you did too xo

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I had pizza for breakfast.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I also cleared out and cleaned a cupboard and everything in it at like 6am because MOUSEY lives there apparently, another play thing of the kitties they got bored with and wandered off from so it clearly was just like - wahay! Kitchen crumbs!

 

[big ron]

Isn't mouse prevention the whole point of having cats? Sack them.

 

[Sardonicus]

Isn't mouse prevention the whole point of having cats? Sack them.

WOKE CATS now refusing to hunt MICE

BRING BACK SLAVERY

 

[Sheena]

How ODD, I found a dead mouse in the bathroom this morning.

 

[lolly]

In my experience cats much prefer playing with mice to killing them. They prefer to keep them alive, unless the poor bastards have a heart attack whilst being chased and batted about.

 

[big ron]

WOKE CATS now refusing to hunt MICE

BRING BACK SLAVERY

ZACK POLANSKI BLAMED AS WOKE GEN Z CATS REFUSE TO WORK IN MOUSE CATCHING ROLES

 

[Shirley]

Today's quandary: shall I go into the doctors and shout at them about how they are making unnecessary changes that make carers' lives more difficult (almost as if all the work I do FOR NOTHING isn't work that they would OTHERWISE be having to do) or shall I just PISS IN THE WIND?

 

[Sheena]

I've FINALLY been given a date for my appendix to come out.

ANNOYINGLY it's next week and I am supposed to go to Budapest 8 days afterwards. I'm hoping the recovery time is ENOUGH.

 

[Agneeta]

Going on holiday a week on Wednesday and I couldn't be more excited. I want to be there now!

 

[Shirley]

Today's quandary: shall I go into the doctors and shout at them about how they are making unnecessary changes that make carers' lives more difficult (almost as if all the work I do FOR NOTHING isn't work that they would OTHERWISE be having to do) or shall I just PISS IN THE WIND?

Turns out they had emailed an appointment on Friday but SOMEONE only just bothered to read it. Lucky I didn't start SHOUTING THE ODDS

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Turns out they had emailed an appointment on Friday but SOMEONE only just bothered to read it. Lucky I didn't start SHOUTING THE ODDS

Make yourself a lovely licky drink of some booze. (unless you don't drink booze in which case don't do this and HAVE A KIT KAT INSTEAD or something).

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Very much enjoying the cupboards not smelling of mouse piss right now.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Also, a bit sleeeeeepy so have made myself a second coffee - which I hardly ever do, but just to make it fun it's the martini kind.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Had a big chunk of weed brownie at half 9 last night and I have woken up blissfully unmotivated.

Might watch homes under the hammer

Do you have to work - are you independently wealthy - are you perhaps being kept in bread and milk by younglings who have figured the TikkityTokkity algorithm and are coining in gazillions for just pointing and laughing at videos of Toyah?

 

[big ron]

I made my millions years ago selling Kerry Katona feet pics.

 

[Shirley]

Make yourself a lovely licky drink of some booze. (unless you don't drink booze in which case don't do this and HAVE A KIT KAT INSTEAD or something).

I'm trying to GO EASY in the week these days but MAYBE

 

[Santaliger007]

Augest been bad mounth me needs break got lump arm or thing bak drs saying saying dat fingers croosed be ace day me i dezrve it


Ligers roxs